Soy Jokes
93 soy jokes and hilarious soy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about soy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a good laugh with these hilarious jokes about all the deliciousness of soy! From soy sauce to soy chorizo, seitan, soya, and miso, no food item is safe from the fun! Read on for laughs about one of the world's most beloved plant-based food sources!
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Funniest Soy Short Jokes
Short soy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soy humour may include short vanilla jokes also.
- Went out for sushi last night And a guy spilled a whole bottle of soy sauce on himself. Everyone laughed except me. Don't Kikkoman when he's down
- Spanish Dad Joke Dad: Son what are you drinking?
Son: Soy Milk
Dad: Hola Milk, me llamo Dad - -What are you drinking, son? -Soy milk.
-Hola milk, soy tu padre.
Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone - Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son?
SON: Soy milk.
DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre. - A man asks his son what he is drinking. The son responds, "soy milk."
And the dad says, "hola leche. Me llamo Padre!" - Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, an unknown assailant threw soy sauce all over me. Whoever it is sure knows how to Kikkoman when he's down.
- A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt.... Just Ice was served.
- A man tells his wife he's not feeling well. When she comes home from the grocery store, she brings him his favorite soy sauce to cheer him up. He says Oh, I see, Kikkoman when he's down .
- I found out my husband got fired from his job today. In order to cheer him up I got him his favorite soy sauce. He said to me
"Oh I see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?" - If I have to hear any more jokes about soy sauce I will Kikkoman!
Sorry, maybe I'll think of a better joke Tamari.
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Soy One Liners
Which soy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soy? I can suggest the ones about gluten and soy sauce.
- Dad joke..... Dad: what are you drinking, son?
Son: Soy Milk
Dad: Hola Milk, soy padre - Father: Hey son what are you drinking? Son: Soy-milk
Father: Hola milk, soy tu padre - Why is soy sauce forbidden in fights? 'Cause you should never Kikkoman when he's down.
- I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish
- How do dumplings relax? They take a “soy-ful” soak in the tub!
- What did the Spanish sauce say to the English sauce? Soy sauce.
- What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk.
- What if soy milk... ...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
- How does a spanish condiment identify itself? Soy sauce
- soy milk hola milk, soy papá
- How did the milk introduce itself at the Spanish party? Soy milk
- Soy milk is just ordinary milk introducing itself in Spanish.
- Soy milk Hola milk
Soy papa - How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta? Yo no soy marinara
- I cant buy soy sauce today... ..Perhaps Tamari
Soy Milk Jokes
Here is a list of funny soy milk jokes and even better soy milk puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My priest asked me for soy milk this morning.. I said, forgive me father for I have skimmed.
- I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk. Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."
- What does milk in Mexico say when meeting others? Soy Milk
- How does a vegan cow introduce itself in Spanish? Soy milk
- A Spanish teacher is at the grocery store- -and as he's shopping he sees a sign exclaiming "Soy milk!"
So he stops and says, "Hola milk! Soy Ricardo!" - Milk Maybe Soy Milk is just real milk introducing itself in Spanish.
- The thing you don't know about soy milk is... It's really just introducing itself in Spanish.
"Soy milk" - What did Senor Leche Gato say when the barista asked for his name and whether he wanted anything mixed into his coffee? Soy Milk.
- How do they make soy milk? By milking soy boys.
- Boy: Dad, Do We Have Any Soy Milk? Dad: Hola Milk, Soy Es Padre.
Soy Sauce Jokes
Here is a list of funny soy sauce jokes and even better soy sauce puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My cellphone got wet, so I put it in rice, but I don't think it's working. The soy sauce just made things worse.
- What did the Chinese restaurant do when they ran out of soy sauce? They cooked like there was no tamari.
- Jose looked at a bottle of soy sauce He said, "Yes you are"
- LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way
- How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China? They outsauced it.
- Why was the soy sauce early for its appointment? It was actually Tamari
- Brother asked me if the our soy sauce was low sodium. I said NA.
- A Mexican goes into a Chinese restaurant Looks at a bottle of soy sauce and says "yes, yes you are."
- Im on medication because soy sauce is additive
- My boss called to tell me I was fired To cheer me up my girlfriend bought me my favourite soy sauce. "Oh I see," I said, "Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
Amusing & Witty Soy Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about soy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soy milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make soy pranks.
My wife gave me some bad news today
"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."
"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.
Dad joke
**Dad:** Whaddya got there son?
**Son:** Soy milk.
**Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre
A new study found
A new study found
that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..
Spanish Dad Joke
A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.
"But it's so dry!" said the father.
"No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son.
"Like what?" the father asked.
"Soy Sauce" he answered.
The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"
Gluten free
Diner: We don't eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts. What do you recommend we get?
Waitress: Out.
At the coffee shop, I had to give back the "Organic Matcha Soy Latte for Meghan"
I tried it, but it wasn't my cup of tea
A man told me his strength gains came from eating soy products.
After he said this I wasn't sure whether I thought more of him, or lecithin.
A Bilingual mexican dad was getting ready for work...
...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.
Dad: "what've you got there, son?"
Son: "cereal with soy milk."
Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"
Where do baby soy beans come from?
they come from edamames
Soy ice cream
Because how else would vegans know what ice cream doesn't taste like?
My father teaches biology and Spanish..
Him: Ok, who can tell me what these are?
Me: (Raises hand) Soy Beans!
Him: Much gusto, Beans! Me llamo Dad.
What music do vegan goths listen to?
Soy division
What's another name for a Soy Mocha Latte?
3 bean soup
My teacher asked me to turn in my essay.
Pero no soy un rata.
So a lady with Parkinson's orders a grande decaf peppermint soy latte no whip
and I forgot to put the lid on.
I went to a Starbucks in Spain and they asked what I wanted.
I said, "Soy latte."
They said, "OK, but what do you want to drink?"
Do you know who sings S.O.Y.?
It's Ed Vegan.
A man asks his dog, "Can you speak English?"
The dog replies, "¡Por supuesto que puedo hombre no tonta, soy un perro!"
What do you call a vegan writer's f**...?
Soy Bellow.
My Hispanic friend in the Navy is allergic to tofu
He's a no soy marinero
