The Best 8 Sovereign Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sovereign jokes. There are some sovereign nation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sovereign crown puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sovereign Jokes and Puns

The USA condemns

unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation.

Why can't you play basketball with a sovereign citizen?

They are always traveling

A man attacked and stole a battery from a Muslim sovereign.

He was charged for a-sult-an' battery.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Why are Sovereign Citizens bad at basketball?

They're always travelling and they don't recognize the court.


What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

**Am I being retained?**
**Am I being retained?**

Dear Master of mockery, Sovereign of Sarcasm, Immortal of Irony, Jack of Jest, Lord of Levity, How shalt I hone my humor?

Use common words, stupid.

I don't think England is sovereign at all; . . .

. . . the President wants to feel at home for his visit, they should renovate a Walmart with cages.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sovereign hussein jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sovereign royal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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