Souvenir Jokes
5 souvenir jokes and hilarious souvenir puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about souvenir that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Souvenir Jokes
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Did you know? In Marseille, they actually give you a certificate with every souvenir you buy, as a means of demonstrating that it's a genuine product of southern France.
It's proven Provence province provenance.
What do you call souvenirs from the wax museum?
Paraffinalia!
A man from Florida is on vacation in France and looking for a souvenir
He decides to buy a shirt that he can show off when he golfs with his buddies back home, so he finds a golf store.
To his surprise, he finds a golf shirt with a picture of a gator on it! There's gator merchandise from France?? What a perfect shirt!
He checks the tag and it's 100 €! Incensed, he asks the shopkeeper "Hey, why the h**... does the tag on this shirt say 100 euro?"
The shopkeeper replies "Monsieur, that is Lacoste."
Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Chinese Tourists
I feel sorry for the Chinese tourists who brought souvenirs from a country only to go back home and find out they were "MADE IN CHINA"
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