The Best 5 Souvenir Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Souvenir jokes. There are some souvenir recollection jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these souvenir return puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Souvenir Jokes and Puns

Did you know? In Marseille, they actually give you a certificate with every souvenir you buy, as a means of demonstrating that it's a genuine product of southern France.

It's proven Provence province provenance.

Chris Hansen is my hero...

...I still have the souvenir towel he gave me


An old lady was sitting in a restaurant staring sadly at the bread sticks on her table and crying. The waiter approached her and asked " Something wrong Ma' am?
'No ,Nothing serious"replied the lady" it's just that these bread sticks remind a lot of my late husband's legs

They gave me the sack at work the other day, i don't know why.

I guess it's a souvenir for doing my first sex reassignment surgery

I tried mailing a souvenir from Australia

But the boomerang was returned to sender.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the souvenir memories jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working souvenir destinations piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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