The Best 12 Southerners Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Southerners jokes. There are some southerners hillbillies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these southerners confederacy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Southerners Jokes and Puns

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

What do Southerners have in common with peanut butter?

They are both usually in bread.

How do southerners speak of addiction recovery?

With drawl

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Southerners can do pretty good civil war voice impressions....

General Lee speaking.

Why are Southerners so bad at managing money?

They only talk with drawls.


How many Southerners does it take to change a light bulb?

300. One to actually change it and the rest of them to talk about how good the old one was.

What do southerners do in their free time

their sister

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Why are Southerners most delicious to demons?

Because they're soul food.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Why do southerners hate orgies?

Too many thank you notes.

Southerners are so racist...

Even their bleach is still "whites only."

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So you southerners got ya a new president eh?

Seems like the tables have turned.

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