Southern Jokes

• Short Southern Jokes
• Southern One Liners
• Southern Baptist Jokes
• Southern Girl Jokes
• Northern Southern Jokes
• Southern Belle Jokes
• Southern Accent Jokes
• More Southern Jokes

Funniest Southern Short Jokes

Short southern jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The southern humour may include short deep south jokes also.

1. My Southern friends are like "K"s they're alright when they are by themselves, but get 3 of 'em together and it gets pretty racist
2. Record low temperatures causing snow and freezing all over the southern United States. Finally: white people in Texas are having problems with ICE.
3. Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere? It's called the Corgi-olis Effect.
4. In the northern hemisphere, small dogs chase their tails clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere, they chase them counter-clockwise. This is due to the corgiolis effect.
5. Why is the South the best place to hide in case of zombie takeover? southerner zombies don't have any teeth to bite with.
6. The state of Florida is a navigational anomaly... The further north you go the more southern it gets.
7. Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s? They didn't believe in integration.
8. What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo? The Yankee zoo will have the name of the animal and its Latin name. The Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
9. What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production? My lands!
10. Below our Southern border is filled with chaos, violence, and corruption. The government is in shambles and the people are always fighting amongst themselves. Thank god I live in Canada.

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Southern One Liners

Which southern one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with southern? I can suggest the ones about southeast and northern.

1. Southern France is Nice But Gibraltar totally rocks!
2. What do Southerners have in common with peanut butter? They are both usually in bread.
3. What do you call a southern divorce? A secession from the union.
4. What's the rarest category on Jeopardy? Contestants with southern accents
5. How do southerners speak of addiction recovery? With drawl
6. What do you call a southern lumberjack a tree feller
7. What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex.
8. What do you call a racist, southern bakery? Cake Cake Cake
9. Police: We're looking for pirates Me (a Southerner): Y'ar?
10. How do you derail a Norfolk Southern Train? Put it on the tracks.
11. Why not go to southern France? There's nothing Toulouse
12. What do you call it when 2 Southern people betray each other? Betra-y'all
13. I'm writing a southern rock song about chicken eggs... ...it's called "Prebird"
14. Southerners can do pretty good civil war voice impressions.... General Lee speaking.
15. My friend just bought a house in a coastal city in southern France. It's Nice.

Southern Baptist Jokes

Here is a list of funny southern baptist jokes and even better southern baptist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote
• Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
• Why don't Southern Baptists make love standing up? Because they're afraid someone will look in the window and think that they're dancing.
• How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Change?!
• According to the Southern Baptist Convention... couples are forbidden to have s**... while standing up. They're afraid it might lead to dancing.
• Why don't Southern Baptists have s**... standing up? Because it might lead to dancing.

Southern Girl Jokes

Here is a list of funny southern girl jokes and even better southern girl puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've been into this southern girl for a while now... Things are looking great,
  Today she told me I was like a brother to her!
• When did the Southern girl realize she was a lesbian? After the first time her mom breastfed her
• Why couldn't the southern girl find a husband? She had no family.
• As a Southerner, I can tell you: the girls down here have no dreams They do have drames, though. Boy I tell you, they's got some drames.
• How do you get a Southern girl to put something in her mouth? Put some ranch on it
• Why don't Southern girls engage in o**...? Too many thank-you notes.
• What does a teenage southern girl say while having s**...? Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!
• Why don't Southern girls like o**...? Because of all the thank you notes they'd have to write...

Northern Southern Jokes

Here is a list of funny northern southern jokes and even better northern southern puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the southern side of the tree say to the northern side when it died? I'm sorry for your moss
  I made this up and I apologise. It's awful.
• If the Southern States of the US annexed the northern part of Mexico right now... The average I.Q. of both countries would go up
• What is the difference between northern and southern zoos? Southern zoos have a description of the animals along with a recipe.
• What's the difference between a northern and a southern fairytale? A northeren fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins"Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**......"
• There are subtle differences in the Northern and Southern Dialect Northern Euphemism for *long d**...*
  >My pp is PARTY SIZE
  Southern Euphemism for *long d**...*
  >My pp is FAMILY SIZE
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Southern Belle Jokes

Here is a list of funny southern belle jokes and even better southern belle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How much does a southern belle weigh? A monogram
• An optometrist asks a southern belle what she want from the donut shop. She respond "eye dude, eclair."
• What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan.
• So why don't Southern Belles attend o**... any more? Too many thank-you notes to write

Southern Accent Jokes

Here is a list of funny southern accent jokes and even better southern accent puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My buddy has tried to stop speaking in such a deep southern accent he's going through withdrawls
• From the South, but Not Southern People: You're from the south? But you don't have an accent.
  Me: I know, my parents put me in school.
• How you gon' put out a fire a long ways away? (Southern accent) Far-truck.
• My old Southern grandma always tells me not to owe anyone when I die In her syrupy South Cackalackee accent she states, "There's no good kinds of die arrears"
• If Popeye had a southern accent he'd be gay His boyfriends name would be Olive Earl
• What do you call wood that comes from a long ways away? Farwood. (Southern accent)

Hilarious Southern Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about southern you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean north south jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make southern pranks.