The Best 9 Southern Girl Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Southern Girl jokes. There are some southern girl man jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these southern girl child puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Southern Girl Jokes and Puns

My Life Sucks...

...I'm 22 years old and the only job I've had so far was working in fast food. My co-worker hates me and has tried to kill me. Also I have no friends except a southern girl I like and my other friend who only hangs out with me because he is mental. I have to ride my bike everywhere because I can never get my drivers license. And the worst part is, I live in a pineapple.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

I've been into this southern girl for a while now...

Things are looking great,
Today she told me I was like a brother to her!

What does a teenage southern girl say while having sex?

Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!

The Southern Boy and the Ivy League Girl

A southern guy approaches a beautiful coed and tries to make conversation: "So, where d'yall go to skewl?" -He asks.

"Yale." -She answers


When did the Southern girl realize she was a lesbian?

After the first time her mom breastfed her

Why couldn't the southern girl find a husband?

She had no family.

Why don't Southern girls like orgies?

Because of all the thank you notes they'd have to write...

As a Southerner, I can tell you: the girls down here have no dreams

They do have drames, though. Boy I tell you, they's got some drames.

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