Southern Girl Jokes
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Playful Southern Girl Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good southern girl joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I've been into this southern girl for a while now...
Things are looking great,
Today she told me I was like a brother to her!
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What does a teenage southern girl say while having s**...?
Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!
When did the Southern girl realize she was a lesbian?
After the first time her mom breastfed her
Why couldn't the southern girl find a husband?
She had no family.
How do you get a Southern girl to put something in her mouth?
Put some ranch on it
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Two southern girls...
R sitting out on the front porch. One of them has just gotten back from the big city of New York when she says to the other, "u know, they have women up there who have s**... with other women." Her friend says, "Do tell? What do they call them?" She says, "they call them l**.... And they have men who have s**... with other men." Her friend asks again, "Do tell? What do they call them?" She says, "They call them homosexuals. And they have these men who'll put their face down in your private parts and kinda lick around and stuff?!" Her friend says, "Do tell!? What do they call them?" She says, "Oh honey, I don't know. I just patted him on the head and called him Precious!!"
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play t**...." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."
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