Southern Girl Jokes
15 southern girl jokes and hilarious southern girl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about southern girl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Southern Girl Short Jokes
Short southern girl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The southern girl humour may include short southerner jokes also.
- I've been into this southern girl for a while now... Things are looking great,
Today she told me I was like a brother to her! - When did the Southern girl realize she was a lesbian? After the first time her mom breastfed her
- As a Southerner, I can tell you: the girls down here have no dreams They do have drames, though. Boy I tell you, they's got some drames.
- What does a teenage southern girl say while having s**...? Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!
- Why don't Southern girls like o**...? Because of all the thank you notes they'd have to write...
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Southern Girl One Liners
Which southern girl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with southern girl? I can suggest the ones about country girl and deep south.
- Why couldn't the southern girl find a husband? She had no family.
- How do you get a Southern girl to put something in her mouth? Put some ranch on it
- Why don't Southern girls engage in o**...? Too many thank-you notes.
Playful Southern Girl Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about southern girl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean northerner southerner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make southern girl pranks.
My Life s**......
...I'm 22 years old and the only job I've had so far was working in fast food. My co-worker hates me and has tried to kill me. Also I have no friends except a southern girl I like and my other friend who only hangs out with me because he is mental. I have to ride my bike everywhere because I can never get my drivers license. And the worst part is, I live in a pineapple.
The Southern Boy and the Ivy League Girl
A southern guy approaches a beautiful coed and tries to make conversation: "So, where d'yall go to skewl?" -He asks.
"Yale." -She answers
"WHERE D' YALL GO TO SKEWL?!"
Two southern girls...
R sitting out on the front porch. One of them has just gotten back from the big city of New York when she says to the other, "u know, they have women up there who have s**... with other women." Her friend says, "Do tell? What do they call them?" She says, "they call them l**.... And they have men who have s**... with other men." Her friend asks again, "Do tell? What do they call them?" She says, "They call them homosexuals. And they have these men who'll put their face down in your private parts and kinda lick around and stuff?!" Her friend says, "Do tell!? What do they call them?" She says, "Oh honey, I don't know. I just patted him on the head and called him Precious!!"
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play t**...." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."