The Best 7 Southern Accent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Southern Accent jokes. There are some southern accent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these southern accent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Southern Accent Jokes and Puns

What's the rarest category on Jeopardy?

Contestants with southern accents

My buddy has tried to stop speaking in such a deep southern accent

he's going through withdrawls

Couple went to New York and hired a Cab.

He had a broad Southern accent
Cabbies
: "whhhherre are Yaaah
Frumm?"
Wife: "what is he sayin?"
Husband: "asking where we from"
Husband to cabbie: "London"

Cabbie:" whereeee inn Londonn?"
Wife:"what is he sayin?"
Husband to wife: "asking where from in London"
Husband to cabbie: "Stamford"

Cabbie:" Stammfordd , I know the place, was there during the war and had an English girlfriend.
Had the worst sex of my Life"
Wife:"what is he sayin now?"
Husband: " He says he knows you!!"

From the South, but Not Southern

People: You're from the south? But you don't have an accent.

Me: I know, my parents put me in school.

How you gon' put out a fire a long ways away?

(Southern accent) Far-truck.


My old Southern grandma always tells me not to owe anyone when I die

In her syrupy South Cackalackee accent she states, "There's no good kinds of die arrears"

If Popeye had a southern accent he'd be gay

His boyfriends name would be Olive Earl

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the southern accent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working southern accent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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