Southeast Jokes

Funniest Southeast Short Jokes

Short southeast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The southeast humour may include short southern jokes also.

1. I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her.
2. I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, "Yeah, Siam."
3. Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!
4. Reactions to Saudi Arabia invading to the southeast instead of the south Yemen: Yeah man!
   Oman: Oh man
5. I told a play on words to a southeast Asian fellow, inadvertently offending him It was a punjab.
6. A middle eastern man walks into a southeast American bar... and says to the bartender, "Hello, I am Amarrah Kaan."
   The bartender says, "No you ain't."
7. What do you call the country on the south-east edge of Spain when it's taken over by France? Portu-gaul.
8. Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai.
9. Q: "Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?" A: "Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy"

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Southeast One Liners

Which southeast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with southeast? I can suggest the ones about southwest and deep south.

1. Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a filipino Grigio
2. What really motivates people to work out in southeast asia? Eye of the Thai girl.
3. What do you call a dilemma in Southeast Asia? A krises.
4. What cereal do they eat in Southeast Asia? Borneo's
5. What do you call a southeast Asian father? Thai dad
6. What's a southeast asian's favorite food? Agent orange chicken
7. I took a trip to South-East Asia... ...and all I got was a Laos-y city
8. Why is it unsafe for 90's bands to play shows in southeast Texas? Harvey Danger.
9. What do you call w**... you bought from a southeast Asian dictator on 4chan? /Pol/ p**...
10. Why are southeast Asian countries' people so k**...? Because they Bangkok in Thigh land.

Great Southeast Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about southeast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean east coast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make southeast pranks.