South Pole Jokes
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- Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Thank god I live in Canada
- Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea? He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.
- I once took a holiday to the North Pole It was great while I was there but after that my holiday just went south.
- What do you call a polar bear on the South pole and another Polar Bear On The North pole? Polar Opposites.
- I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica My stage name? South Pole.
- Did you hear what happened to the top pole-valter in North Korea? He became the top pole-valter in South Korea.
- What do you call that weird sensation when you are suddenly teleported from North Pole to South Pole or vice versa? Bi-polar disorder.
- Ok, don't panic… If we hold the North Pole and South Pole down simultaneously for three seconds, it'll automatically restore to factory settings.
- The World Map has been revised; The North and South poles are where you'd expect, but... ...all the other Poles are in Britain.
- Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression. It's not easy being bipolar.
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Which south pole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with south pole? I can suggest the ones about poles and magnetic poles.
- On my first trip to the North Pole I realised... ... it's all going south from here.
- What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
- Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole? Because every direction is south.
- I once took a trip to north pole but then everything just went down south from there
- Santa's got a South Pole. That is all.
- Why did Santa become bipolar? He bought a holiday home at the South Pole.
- If you ever feel depressed just go to the South Pole... You can only go up from there
- My life was great before I traveled to the North pole From there it all went south.
- I once was made it to the North pole. But, it all went down south from there.
- How does people on the South Pole greet each other? Ice to meet you!
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Scientists have discovered a new type of polar bear. It can live in both the North and South poles, is prone to extreme mood swings and has shown interest in other bears of both genders.
It's a bi-polar bipolar bi polar bear
Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
South of the border
You know what, I don't care what people say but south of the border there is the country with senseless violence, looting, drugs etc. that I would not dare to touch with a ten feet pole!
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I am so happy I live in Canada!
TIL there are two Slavic nations located on the opposite sides of the globe.
They are North and South Poles.
"I love the North Pole and hate the South Pole!! No, hold on, I love the South Pole and hate the North Pole!!"
A bi-polar bear...
You call me a racist if you wish, but everything south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...
Thank goodness I live in Greenland.
Why do polar bears only live at the north pole?
Because if they also lived at the south pole, they would be bipolar bears.
Call me a racist if you must, but south of the border is nothing but a land of corruption, violence and stupidity that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole
I'm extremely lucky to be from Canada
In sports news today, Santa has made a sensational £50million transfer to the South Pole
It turns out they activated his release Claus.
What's the first direction Siri gives Santa after taking off from the north pole?
Head South.
Why don't the north pole talk to the south pole?
Because they are not close to each other.
What do you call a white haired mammal from the North pole who immigrates to the South pole in search of s**... enlightenment?
A bi-polar bear.
Why is the north pole of a magnet red?
Because they don't have seals on the south pole
Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.