The Best 29 South Pole Jokes

Following is our collection of funny South Pole jokes. There are some south pole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these south pole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest South Pole Jokes and Puns

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Thank god I live in Canada

Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea?

He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.

The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"

I once took a holiday to the North Pole

It was great while I was there but after that my holiday just went south.

On my first trip to the North Pole I realised...

... it's all going south from here.

I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

What do you call that weird sensation when you are suddenly teleported from North Pole to South Pole or vice versa?

Bi-polar disorder.

Ok, don't panic…

If we hold the North Pole and South Pole down simultaneously for three seconds, it'll automatically restore to factory settings.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

The World Map has been revised; The North and South poles are where you'd expect, but...

...all the other Poles are in Britain.

South of the border

You know what, I don't care what people say but south of the border there is the country with senseless violence, looting, drugs etc. that I would not dare to touch with a ten feet pole!

I am so happy I live in Canada!

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Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression.

It's not easy being bipolar.

TIL there are two Slavic nations located on the opposite sides of the globe.

They are North and South Poles.

Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?

Because every direction is south.Β 

"I love the North Pole and hate the South Pole!! No, hold on, I love the South Pole and hate the North Pole!!"

A bi-polar bear...

You call me a racist if you wish, but everything south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...

Thank goodness I live in Greenland.

I once took a trip to north pole

but then everything just went down south from there

Santa's got a South Pole.

That is all.

Why did Santa become bipolar?

He bought a holiday home at the South Pole.

If you ever feel depressed just go to the South Pole...

You can only go up from there

Why do polar bears only live at the north pole?

Because if they also lived at the south pole, they would be bipolar bears.

My life was great before I traveled to the North pole

From there it all went south.

I once was made it to the North pole.

But, it all went down south from there.

Call me a racist if you must, but south of the border is nothing but a land of corruption, violence and stupidity that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole

I'm extremely lucky to be from Canada

In sports news today, Santa has made a sensational Β£50million transfer to the South Pole

It turns out they activated his release Claus.

What's the first direction Siri gives Santa after taking off from the north pole?

Head South.

Why don't the north pole talk to the south pole?

Because they are not close to each other.

What do you call a white haired mammal from the North pole who immigrates to the South pole in search of sexual enlightenment?

A bi-polar bear.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole

Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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