The Best 20 South Park Jokes

Following is our collection of funny South Park jokes. There are some south park yosemite national jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these south park parks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest South Park Jokes and Puns

South park fish sticks joke

So do you like fish sticks?
Yes.
Do you like putting fishdicks in your mouth?
Yes.
Then what are you? A gay fish?!

Missing South Africa

In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."

So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."

A joke I heard on South Park today

When the Milk Man brought the lady her milk, she invited him in and then stripped off all her clothes. Standing there naked, she told the Milk Man to take the milk and fill the bathtub with it. The Milk Man asked the woman "Do you want it pasteurized?" "No", the lady said, "just up to my boobs."

There have been no major protests against former Park Geun-hye's imprisonment.

No Free Park-ing in South Korea.

Why do girls wear make up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

(Hopefully no one said that joke on here. I heard it from South Park a while ago)


Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time..

Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park

Which country has the highest number of parks?

...

North Korea and South Korea.

If North Korea tries to pull anything, they say the international retaliation will turn it into free space for South Koreans to store their cars

In other words, a Park-Kim lot

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it).

You know what the 'Member Berries from South Park smelled like?

They had a bit of a remni scent.

Well you know what they say

You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.

-Chef (South Park)

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What is South Park's creator, Matt Stone, favorite drink?

An ice cold KilKenny

Did you hear Monica Lewinsky is republican now?

The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

(Shoutout to south park for this joke, i had to share it)

What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency?

Four more years of great South Park!

South Park Originally Took Place in Ireland

Kilkenny to be exact.

Anyone remember the episode kenny died in south park?

It was pretty sad tbh I wont ever forget it

What does Matt Parker & Trey Parker, the makers of south park) favorite drink?

A Kilkenny.

Do Canadians look like Terrence and Philip on South Park?

Why do middle eastern countries hate south park?

Because of the Towely-ban.


Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the south park bluffs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working south park nat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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