South Pacific Jokes
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I visited a cannibal restaurant during my time in the South Pacific.
On the menu I saw there was m**... soup for $5. Below it was politician soup for $1000.
So I asked the waiter, "why's the politician soup so expensive?"
And he said to me "you ever tried to clean one of the b**...?"
A ship discovers a lost island in the South Pacific
To their surprise, the ship's company find the remains of a shipwreck there, a couple of decades old, and a single survivor, a Welsh mariner who has busied himself building an exact replica of a Welsh village, complete with a town hall, a pub, a rugby pitch, and two chapels.
"...Two chapels?" asks the ship's captain, and the castaway's face darkens as he nods in the direction of one of the chapels: "That's the one I don't go to."
Where do only the finest South Pacific neckbeards hail from?
M'laysia.
Did you hear about the drug kingpin in Hawaii they call the El Chapo of the south Pacific?
He's the leader of the Sin-aloha cartel.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a German, and an American are on a plane flying over the South Pacific.
The pilot suddenly announces; "Sorry gents, but looks like our plane is overloaded. Three of you are going to have to take a parachute and jump out, and I'll have them send a rescue plane back for you."
First the Englishman gets up, grabs a parachute, and steps out the plane, shouting; "God save the Queen!"
Next the Frenchman gets up, grabbing a parachute and stepping out of the plane, shouting; "Vive la France!"
Then the German gets up to get a parachute, but before he can get it on the American shoves him out of the plane, shouting;
"This is for Pearl Harbour, you f**...' c**...!"
In the South Pacific...
Many years ago, in the South Pacific, there was a small island kingdom that was ruled by a kind and benevolent King. Each year, on the King's birthday, the residents of the island gave the King a new throne as token of their love and respect for him. And each year, the King would put last years gift up in the attic of his small house. After many years of ruling the island, the weight of the large number of birthday presents stored up in the attic became too heavy and caused the house to fall down.
The moral of the story is that people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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