Howlingly Hilarious South Koreans Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
I don't get why Japanese people and South Korean people just can't get along.
I mean, they're all Chinese.
A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.
A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.
He is the seoul breadwinner
TIL 50% of South Koreans have cataracts.
The other 50% drive Rincolns.
What do South Koreans call their spouses?
Seoulmates
Why are South Koreans better dancers than North Koreans?
They've got Seoul.
A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a Romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.
The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.
What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?
North Koreans have no Seoul.
What does a South Korean call their lover?
Their Seoul Mate.
Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?
He did some seoul searching.
What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?
North Koreans have no Seoul.
Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
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What did the South Korean flag holder say to the North Korean holder after the ceremony?
Hey, let's grab some lunch! I bet you're starving!
Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?
Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea
Thailand was having troubles trading with China.
China refused to accept Thailand's official currency, (the Baht) but the Thais noticed that China had no problem trading in South Korean Won.
So they made a plan to buy 3.2 trillion Won from Korea and use it as an official currency for international trade exchanges.
Unfortunately, it turns out that China will not recognize Thai Won.
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The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.
Syngman Rhee was a South Korean politician who served as the first president of South Korea from 1948 to 1960.
Apologies if you're sick of Rhee posts.
What was the name of that south Korean who had a f**...?
Suk Sum Toh
Countries around the world are having a competition to find out which currency is the best
Brazilian trying to keep it real, Russian is in ruble, and South Korean won.
Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president?
She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.
Thailand and China could not agree on trade relations,
China would not accept the official Thai Baht currency, but Thailand saw that China would readily accept South Korean Won with no problems.
Thailand decided they would try to get around the issue by purchasing a large amount of Korean *Won* to use for international trading,
But China still would not recognize Thai *Won* as legitimate.
Two South Koreans fell in love with each other...
you might say they found their Seoul mates
A North Korean defector got caught at the border.
But his plan went south.
What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?
An impeach.
If North Korea tries to pull anything, they say the international retaliation will turn it into free space for South Koreans to store their cars
In other words, a Park-Kim lot
What did Shang Tsung say to the South Korean?
Your Seoul is mine
Samsung recently unveiled The Wall, the World's First Modular MicroLED 146-inch TV
They were really delighted to hear that the President was gonna be their first customer.
How often does an American President buy a Wall from South Koreans to keep Mexicans away?
What do you call a South Korean rapper?
Seoulja boy
Did you hear about the global trade war to determine who's currency is stronger?
South Korean Won.
Why are Korean Women's belts called the '38th Parallel'?
So that the belts could separate the mountains of the north from the dense forests of the south.
What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?
South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
How do you say t**... Horse in South Korean?
Dennis Rodman
South Koreans are some of the most spirited people out there.
After all, they have the most Seoul.
"What's the difference between South Korean food and North Korean food?"
"Food Vs No Food At all"
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What do you call a groovy South Korean supply line?
A Seoul Train!
