South Korean Jokes
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- I don't get why Japanese people and South Korean people just can't get along. I mean, they're all Chinese.
- A South Korean asks a North Korean How's life? The North Korean responds Well, I can't complain.
- A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner
- What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul.
Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane. - What did the South Korean flag holder say to the North Korean holder after the ceremony? Hey, let's grab some lunch! I bet you're starving!
- Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea
- Korean joke The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.
- Syngman Rhee was a South Korean politician who served as the first president of South Korea from 1948 to 1960. Apologies if you're sick of Rhee posts.
- Countries around the world are having a competition to find out which currency is the best Brazilian trying to keep it real, Russian is in ruble, and South Korean won.
- Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president? She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.
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Which south korean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with south korean? I can suggest the ones about north korean and korean american.
- TIL 50% of South Koreans have cataracts. The other 50% drive Rincolns.
- What do South Koreans call their spouses? Seoulmates
- Why are South Koreans better dancers than North Koreans? They've got Seoul.
- What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not? North Koreans have no Seoul.
- What does a South Korean call their lover? Their Seoul Mate.
- Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching.
- A North Korean defector got caught at the border. But his plan went south.
- What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach.
- What did Shang Tsung say to the South Korean? Your Seoul is mine
- What do you call a South Korean rapper? Seoulja boy
- South Korea What do you call a groovy South Korean supply line?
A Seoul Train! - I used to demolish buildings in the South Korean capital. It was Seoul destroying.
- The eyes are the windows to the soul... A South Korean's eyes are the windows to Seoul.
- Why can't North Koreans hack into South Korea ? Coz they got no internet
- What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? South Koreans
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What funny jokes about south korean you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seoul south jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make south korean pranks.
What was the name of that south Korean who had a f**...?
Suk Sum Toh
A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.
What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?
South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
South Koreans are some of the most spirited people out there.
After all, they have the most Seoul.
Why are Korean Women's belts called the '38th Parallel'?
So that the belts could separate the mountains of the north from the dense forests of the south.
Two South Koreans fell in love with each other...
you might say they found their Seoul mates
How do you say t**... Horse in South Korean?
Dennis Rodman
Samsung recently unveiled The Wall, the World's First Modular MicroLED 146-inch TV
They were really delighted to hear that the President was gonna be their first customer.
How often does an American President buy a Wall from South Koreans to keep Mexicans away?
Did you hear about the global trade war to determine who's currency is stronger?
South Korean Won.
If North Korea tries to pull anything, they say the international retaliation will turn it into free space for South Koreans to store their cars
In other words, a Park-Kim lot
"What's the difference between South Korean food and North Korean food?"
"Food Vs No Food At all"
A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.
The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.
Thailand was having troubles trading with China.
China refused to accept Thailand's official currency, (the Baht) but the Thais noticed that China had no problem trading in South Korean Won.
So they made a plan to buy 3.2 trillion Won from Korea and use it as an official currency for international trade exchanges.
Unfortunately, it turns out that China will not recognize Thai Won.
Thailand and China could not agree on trade relations,
China would not accept the official Thai Baht currency, but Thailand saw that China would readily accept South Korean Won with no problems.
Thailand decided they would try to get around the issue by purchasing a large amount of Korean *Won* to use for international trading,
But China still would not recognize Thai *Won* as legitimate.
