The Best 35 South Korea Jokes

Following is our collection of funny South Korea jokes. There are some south korea jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these south korea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest South Korea Jokes and Puns

North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win.

Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea

Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea?

He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.

I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

Why did North Korea fight South Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul

President of South Korea Impeached.

Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.


South Korea is famous for their R&B music.

They've really got Seoul.

I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...

It'd be Seoul destroying

Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?

Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive.

He was the Seoul survivor.

I'm talking to this girl from South Korea. She says I'm just a friend....

But she's my Seoul mate

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music.

They have named it K-Boom.

Why North Korea falling in love with South Korea?

Because South Korea has a beautiful Seoul

In South Korea, you can always find a party.

In North Korea, the party always find you.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea

Thailand was having troubles trading with China.

China refused to accept Thailand's official currency, (the Baht) but the Thais noticed that China had no problem trading in South Korean Won.

So they made a plan to buy 3.2 trillion Won from Korea and use it as an official currency for international trade exchanges.

Unfortunately, it turns out that China will not recognize Thai Won.

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The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.

There have been no major protests against former Park Geun-hye's imprisonment.

No Free Park-ing in South Korea.


What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

"Your Seoul is mine!"

After much discussion, it was decided that Korea would divide its capital city into two, half for North and half for South, the job of splitting the city went to some unusual ministers: Cenobites. In their first public address about their new task, they gave their mission statement:

"We'll tear your Seoul apart"

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

How do you get from North Korea to South Korea?

Run-DMZ

What did Kim Jong-Un say when he left South Korea?

Peace.

A contest in South Korea awarded a small amount of money for a large item of food...

A one ton wonton won ten won.

What did South Korea say to their President?

Good-bye, Geun-hye.

After I botched a surgery, the entire government is after me and I lost my job.

My Korea went south after that.

Which country has the highest number of parks?

...

North Korea and South Korea.

If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend

Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?

If North Korea tries to pull anything, they say the international retaliation will turn it into free space for South Koreans to store their cars

In other words, a Park-Kim lot

What do they eat in South Korea?

Seoul food.

Did you know South Korea has two capitals?

S and K

After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea..

to go Seoul searching.

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

guess which part of Korea has people rioting in streets to remove their leader from power

its south Korea

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We suggest to use only working south korea piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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