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In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.
"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
Southerner zombies don't have any teeth to bite with.
Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.
Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day?
Too hard on the mule.
His adviser comes in tells him, "Mr. President I'm afraid I have some bad news. There was an explosion at our embassy in South America, two Americans were killed as well as three Brazilian citizens."
Bush looks at him and says, "Oh my God... How many is a brazilian?"
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush.
and they find that they are running very low on money. The girl tells her grandma,
"I'm going to head off south to find work, I'll come back with money. I promise."
The girl is gone for many months, and when she returns home she has tons of money! The grandmother is overjoyed and says,
"How did you make all this money, child?"
The girl says in a hushed voice, "Well, I was a prostitute grandma."
The grandmother looked enraged, "What did you say?!"
"I was a prostitute, grandma! I'm sorry."
The grandmother calms down, "Oh thank God! I thought you said you were a protestant!"
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "yes she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."
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Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye
And begins to drown! A young lifeguard swims out and rescues him, pulling him back to shore.
"Thank you so much for saving me young lady. Please, tell me what I can do to repay you."
"Aw shucks, I don't need nuthin', sir, it's just ma job!" She says.
"Listen, I'm the President of the United States, I can give you anything you want!"
She thinks for a moment and says "Well, I'd mighty like a plot at the Arlington National Cemetery if ya can do that fer me."
"Why does a young woman like you want a burial plot at the cemetery?"
"Because" she said, "When my friends and family find out what I just did they'll kill me!"
Too many thank-you notes to write
a Homo-sex-y'all
A Brazilian.
Nothing, someone's losing the trailer.
-Robin Williams
Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried. "We better catch an airplane to Mexico, lets go to the airport!" So they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them. "What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore." So they each grab a dead opossum, tuck it under their wing, and head on to the terminal. They walk up to the ticket counter and tell they lady "We'd like two tickets to Cancun, please."
"Very well," she says, "Will you be checking any bags?"
"No," say the vultures, holding up the dead opossum carcasses, "we only have carrion."
Because they made a part tide illegal.
They've got Seoul.
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.
Apparently they opposed integration.
Ancestry.com
He is the seoul breadwinner
before everything goes south.
Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
A South African prison has an Oscar
He was the Seoul survivor.
Because slavery is illegal.
They are trying to find out what period it came from
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
He would have made a gas car
She asked me how to get her hand out quickly.
I told her, "Dig south for her arm, bae."
The North seismologist says: "why didn't you see the earthquake coming?!"
The South seismologist says: "It's not my Fault!"
Their journey went south.
...General Lee speaking
Wanna hear migrate idea?
I mean, they're all Chinese.
Seoulmates
Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.
They hate integration
They are both usually in bread.
It'd be Seoul destroying
Somebody is losing a trailer
Cape Town
My lands!
The other 50% drive Rincolns.
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test. In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
Those inbreds.
They're both flying information.
They don't know how to integrate.
Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea
They've really got Seoul.
Reverse cowgirl, you never turn your back on family.
Because they don't like integration.
they're alright when they are by themselves, but get 3 of 'em together and it gets pretty racist
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA, they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"
And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"
Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?
One student raises their hand,
The cheetah is faster dandelion.
South AF
We are from the south so things are going good.
"Chilly", he replies.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
He told me if they ain't good enough for their family, then they aren't good enough for ours.
Thank god I live in Canada
Because North Korea has no Seoul
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea
the south lost
They already have the perfect name for it: TES: LA Motors. I don't see why they couldn't.
Because they can't afford the train!
Sorry, but I'm eating alone this Christmas and have no one here to tell it to.
The North Korean responds Well, I can't complain.
After naming their kids after directions they're the ones going south.
North, things between West and I have gone South.
And the speed of communication hasn't changed since.
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