The Best 14 South Carolina Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest South Carolina Jokes and Puns

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Obama goes on vacation to South Carolina and goes for an ocean swim...

And begins to drown! A young lifeguard swims out and rescues him, pulling him back to shore.

"Thank you so much for saving me young lady. Please, tell me what I can do to repay you."

"Aw shucks, I don't need nuthin', sir, it's just ma job!" She says.

"Listen, I'm the President of the United States, I can give you anything you want!"

She thinks for a moment and says "Well, I'd mighty like a plot at the Arlington National Cemetery if ya can do that fer me."

"Why does a young woman like you want a burial plot at the cemetery?"

"Because" she said, "When my friends and family find out what I just did they'll kill me!"

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Bernie Sanders got twice the votes as Hillary Clinton, but less delegates.

This should help him in South Carolina as he officially now understands the struggle of being black in America.

True Story from South Carolina

A real estate agent said she saw a for sale sign leaned against a stump in front of a house. She saw a car in the driveway and decided to stop and inquire about the property. She rang the bell, an old man appeared, she explained who she was and asked how much the house was listed for. The old man laughed and said "Lady the house aint for sale, the stump is."


Two weevils grew up in South Carolina

One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.

One went all the way out to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?

She can't touch it until she's fourteen.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

In the wake of the Coastal Carolina scandal, it breaks my heart that we, as a society have young people that are forced...

...to pay women from South Carolina for sex.

I know a guy from North Carolina who spent 200 million on the lotto.

He said that if he doesn't win, his life savings are gonna go south.

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I feel bad for everyone in Florence, South Carolina.

This hurricanes got their name on it.

Can Confirm.

It's raining in South Carolina.

(real news) A South Carolina woman has been arrested for failing to return a Jennifer Lopez movie she rented from a video store in 2005.

The woman told police she deeply regretted her mistake *italics* and not returning the movie.

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