The Best 35 South American Jokes

Following is our collection of funny South American jokes. There are some south american magnetic pole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these south american north puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest South American Jokes and Puns

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

So George Bush is in his office...

His adviser comes in tells him, "Mr. President I'm afraid I have some bad news. There was an explosion at our embassy in South America, two Americans were killed as well as three Brazilian citizens."
Bush looks at him and says, "Oh my God... How many is a brazilian?"

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.

The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"


Cop spots a guy driving past with a South American plate. He's eating some kind of Mexican food and has no clothes on! He pulls him over and asks, "Where are you from? What are you eating? Aren't you cold?"

"Chilly", he replies.

A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a Romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.

The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.

Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.

So, what is a three 'L' lama?

A big fire in Boston.

How many South Americans does it take to cross the Atlantic

A Brazilian

A particular species of frog, found in South American rainforests, has been observed to leap higher than a 1 story house.

This is due to the extremely powerful hind legs of the frog, and the fact that houses cannot leap.

TIL about Mexican drug birds.

During the early 60s drug cartels would use South-American mallard flocks to smuggle drugs over the border.

The birds' predictable migration patterns and considerable size made them perfect for the job, until a few years later.

That's when the ducks got wise and just started smoking all the quack.

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Two explorers take a flight to one of the yet unexplored parts of the South American rainforests.

They enter the thicket but quickly get lost. After walking for many hours, without food at water, they finally spot a native inhabitant of one of the forests tribes. They quickly shout and make wild gestures until he notices them. After they slowly approach him, one of the explorers asks: You native man, have you see big godly silver hawk? For a few seconds, the native looks at them confused and then says: Not quite, ..but earlier this morning I saw a Boeing 737 at the aerodrome.

Doctor Doolittle spies an unfamiliar crocodilian on a South American riverbank.

He calls out "I say! Are you a cayman?"

"Not bad, how 'bout you?" answers the croc.

South American families are a real threat to American national security...

They draw their power from nuclear families. That's why the president is disarming them at the border.

Samsung recently unveiled The Wall, the World's First Modular MicroLED 146-inch TV

They were really delighted to hear that the President was gonna be their first customer.

How often does an American President buy a Wall from South Koreans to keep Mexicans away?

How many South American's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Did you hear about the new cooling device for the lower jaw of a south American rodent?

It's a chinchilla chin chiller.

What do you see at a South American horse race?

A Guyana horse

Lightning McQueen was saying goodbye to some of his South American friends

Kay, Tchau!


What do south americans use to cut pizza?

Little caesars

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What advice would a south american reptile give for surviving snowstorms

Belizards

What's a low ranking south American country?

Sargentina

What do you call a south american snake tied in a knot

Pretzelcoatl

What do you call a South American communist

Chi-Lenin

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian!

I found enlightenment after eating slices of a cold garlic sausage made from a breed of South American camelid

all thanks to the deli llama

What do you call a South American girl who's always in a hurry?

Urgent Tina

A very bad pun.

Me: What is the best South American country?

Joke consumer: Brazil

Me: Let me Peru-ve you wrong.

A South African-born student was suspended for applying for an African-American student prize.

He didn't fill out his application form correctly.

Venezuela suspended from South American trade bloc Mercosur

How lucky of them. Just in time to join the TPP

A tribal community living in bare conditions was spotted in the South American jungle today.

It's been named The Athlete's Village.

(OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

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