South America Jokes
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Funniest South America Short Jokes
Short south america jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The south america humour may include short central america jokes also.
- Hey did you guys know South America is getting overpopulated? Yea, there's like a brazilian people there.
- What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common? Living within continents.
- Bernie Sanders got twice the votes as Hillary Clinton, but less delegates. This should help him in South Carolina as he officially now understands the struggle of being black in America.
- I like my girls like I like my coffee... Fresh, not matured, and sold from a shady part of South America.
- How much does it cost to fly to South America? A Brazillion dollars
(I stole this from Trixie Mattel) - Did you hear about the bomb in South America? Everything around it blew up into a Bolivian.
- There is a new cruise line that goes down the west coast of South America It's called Perusing
- What song did Cortez sing as he neared the north western end of South America? "It's beginning to look a lot like Isth-mus!"
- I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers. Chile's chilly chilis
- What's black and comes from South America? Coffee
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South America One Liners
Which south america one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with south america? I can suggest the ones about north america and south africa.
- How many people live in South America? A Brazilian.
- What's the coldest country in South America? I don't know but it's probably pretty Chile
- If it weren't for Abraham Lincoln,... America would have really gone South.
- What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu.
- Why does no one swim in the western coast of South America? Because the water is Chile
- How many people live in South America? Bra-zillions
- I don't know how many tigers there are in South America But I'm sure there are ocelots
- The population of South America is huge! It's gotta be like at *least* a Brazilian!
- Did you hear you can get French cheese in South America now? Fromagentina.
- What do you call a Wayan's Brother hanging upside down in South America? A Mayan Brother!
- What savoury tart conquers South America on horseback? The con-quiche-tador
- What do you call a rich man from South America? A Brazillionare
- Why didn't Emma go to South America for the summer? She heard it was Chile!
- How do you find the richest person in South America? You roll a nickel down the street.
- How many people speak Portuguese in South America? Right around a Brazillion
South America Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about south america you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean south jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make south america pranks.
Kids from around the globe were asked to write an essay...
and the teacher asked, "Please write in your own opinion about the insufficient amount of food in other countries."
But none of the could write it.
The kid from South America didn't know what 'please' was.
The Asian kid didn't know what 'your own opinion' was.
The European kid didn't know what the word 'insufficient' meant.
The Kid from Africa didn't know what 'food' was.
And the kid from North America had absolutely no clue what the heck were 'other countries'.
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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
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What do you call a person from South America with a walking assist?
Mexicane.
In South America, how many women get waxed per year?
A Brazilian.
UN Food Survey Fails...
UN Phone Survey
Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia , New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
I just got married and our bed is South America
My wife gets Brazil, and I get Chile.
What is the most popular vehicle in South America?
They drive alpacars.
What is black and white and is nearest to South America
O-Rio
What does it mean "the rest of the world?
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
south america?
I thought that was texas.
If pornstars ruled ancient South America, what would they name their capital?
Tenochtittylan.
Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations...
The question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure:
* In Africa, they didn't know what "food" meant...
* In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant...
* In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant...
* In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant...
* In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant...
* In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant...
* And in the USA, they didn't know what "rest of the world" meant.
Did you hear about the baby revolution in South America?
It was a kitchie kitchie coup.
The UN decided to do a worldwide survey...
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA, they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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What's from South America and comes to America illegally?
c**...
Politically Correct Nightclub
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Lativan, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an America, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Isreali, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Musliam, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a Nightclub.
The bouncer says "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.''
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN...
The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
*I found this joke again while browsing and deleting my old facebook notes. This was from 2007.*
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Why is South America considered third world?
They drank Nicaragua
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A m**... in South America
A m**... in South America teaches native indigenous tribesman to English language. They paddling on a boat on the Amazon River and the m**... teaches him: "This is a river. This is a forest. These are the trees. There are leaves on them. "
Down by the river they saw a couple making love. m**... blushes and tells to a guy in the boat: They are riding a bicycle.
Native takes bow and an arrow from boat and takes a shoot at guy who makes love to an woman.
m**... is horrified: What are you doing?!?
Native responds: He rides my bicycle.
100 years after Trump dies, he gets one day back in Earth.
Trump visits a bar and asks for a beer. "So how is it in the middle east?" he asks the bartender.
"Don't worry, we've taken care of it. It's all ours."
"How about China?"
"Nope. Doesn't exist anymore. All ours."
"Europe? Africa? South America?"
"It's all under us," the bartender says.
"So you're telling me we've taken control of the whole world?"
"Yes," the bartender replies.
"How about the economy?" Trump asks.
"It's great, best it has ever been," the bartender answers.
"Alright. Thank you. What do I owe you?"
"100 rubles."
The secretary of defense entered Donald Trump's office.
He told Donald Trump that a drone strike in South America had killed 4 brazilian people.
He expected Trump to take this lightly, but much to his surprise, Trump's face turned white with shock, and he promptly fainted.
After Trump awoke, the secretary of defense said "I didn't know you would value 4 brazilian lives so much"
Trump responded "Just tell me, how many million is a Brazilian?"
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:
*"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THE World"* No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey's implementation:
1. In Western Europe no one knew what is "lack"
2. In Africa no one knew what is "food"
3. In Eastern Europe no one knew what is "opinion"
4. In South America no one knew what is "please"
5. In the USA no one knew what is "rest of the world"
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world? The survey was a failure.
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant;
in India they didn't know what 'honest' meant;
in Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant;
in China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant;
in the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant;
in South America they didn't know what 'please' meant;
in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.