Following is our collection of funny South Africans jokes. There are some south africans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these south africans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A South African prison has an Oscar
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
Cape Town
Looking for a job. His manager thinks about it and says "we only have one role available at the moment, it's a short film about segregation"
The actor replies "great, that sounds like a-part-heid take"
The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.
At the Nelson Mandeli.
A South African duck
Trick question, you can't screw in a lightbulb. There's not enough room.
A South African duck.
'cause you can't Shaka Zulu.
He got Feta and Feta and Feta.
You can explore south africans reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean south africans dad jokes. There are also south africans puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict
Because they're used to keeping Whites, Blacks, and Coloureds separate.
Unfortunately, apartheid their game.
He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'
Durban Dictionary
They operate in areas with malaria outbreaks.
Every time I meet one, we click almost immediately.
Nelson Mandala.
"Rand."
"Rand."
"Get a rand."
"I get a rand."
She keeps saying she loves 'Meths'
or a South African addicted to numbers.
Elan! Musk
Well first you separate the whites and the coloureds...
With his Huskies
looks like he apartheid too hard...
A part water and a part tide.
He didn't fill out his application form correctly.
The Australians, New Zealanders & South Africans (and thereby the rest of the cricketing world call the English - poms)
Hello, is this the South African Police?
Eish-Yes. What you want?
I'm calling to report my neighbour, Hendrik van der Merwe! He is hiding dagga (Cannabis) inside his firewood.
Eeeh-Yes…Thank you for your co-operasheen and informasheen in combating crime and violence, in our society suh
The next day, the Police descends on Hendrik's house. They search the braai lapa (BBQ area) where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every piece of wood, but find no dagga (Cannabis) . They shout and swear at Hendrik and leave.
The phone rings at Hendrik's house.
Hey, Hendrik! Did the Police come?
Ja! (Yes!)
Did they chop your firewood for the braai (BBQ) tonight?
Ja… (Yes...)
Happy birthday my friend!
Baby llama mamma's Obama diorama drama!
Thanks for texting this to me, John.
I wouldn't be surprised if Reeva Steenkamp's parents end up having to pay for a new bathroom door.
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We suggest to use only working south africans piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.