South Africa Jokes
53 south africa jokes and hilarious south africa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about south africa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest South Africa Short Jokes
Short south africa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The south africa humour may include short african countries jokes also.
- Tesla founder elon musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
- Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps." - I was pretty surprised to learn Elon Musk was born in South Africa I thought he was born in Mad-at-gas-car
- Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car
- I was surprised to find out that Elon Musk was born in South Africa I thought he was born in Mad-at-gas-car.
- What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common? Living within continents.
- Some lions just escaped a nature reserve in South Africa They were rejected from their group.
They could maybe ask to be let in the group again
But their pride wouldn't let them. - Olympic sailing competition just finished. France got the gold, South Africa got the silver, and ... Somalia got the boat.
- New English Word: Electrogasm. That excited feeling you get as the electricity comes back on after loadshedding.
- Great dynasties of history Egypt: Ayyubid
South Africa: Zulu
China: Ming
Greece: Helena
Italy: Medici
U.S.: Duck
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South Africa One Liners
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- How south is South Africa? South AF
- Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa? Nelson Candela
- Why is gambling banned in South Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs.
- I took a trip to South Africa and met a Khoisan woman. We really clicked.
- Why was Dr. Jekyll banned from South Africa? Because he was a part Hyde
- Y'know, I could have sworn South Africa had apartheid. Is this the Mandela Effect?
- I'm taking a trip to South Africa's capital. It's a three-way ticket.
- What does LOL mean? Lots of Loadshedding.
- What does the E in South Africa stand for? Equality
- Why did CNN report on horn poachers in South Africa? because they were breaking gnus
- Loadshedding joke. Another
Night with
Candles.
- One my trip to South Africa I bought myself some pornografic magazines. They costed R34
- {watch^} South Africa. vs. World XV. Live. [Stream ...
- Loadshedding joke. Another new dawn eclipse, courtesy of Eskom.
- We don't always supply you with electricity. But when we do, please don't use it.

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I tried to sell my own detergent in South Africa....
But they didn't like it because it was a part Tide.
UN Food Survey Fails...
UN Phone Survey
Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia , New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Why is it always a full tide in South Africa?
Because they made a part tide i**....
What's the difference between South Africa and the Titanic?
When Titanic went down the lights were on!
South Africa's new National Anthem.
Sounds of silence:
Hello, darkness,
my old friend.
I've come to talk
with you again.
Because a darkness
softly creeping.
Silos crack while I
was sleeping.
And the power is
off once again,
This is South Africa,
my friend.
What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on to you from a tree in the jungle?
A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the Alternative Commentary Collective during the New Zealand v South Africa Cricket World Cup semi-final)
Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest t**... ever found
They are trying to find out what period it came from
Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa?
Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied.
Buying things in South Africa
Is getting ridiculious. I had to buy some stockings for the girlfriend and they asked for my head size.
Your hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer was 12 or 13...
but your answer was South Africa
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test. In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
Why is there no rain in South Africa?
They forgot to /toggledownfall.
They also forgot to make their server private, so there's a decent bit of PvP and even PvE over there.
The UN decided to do a worldwide survey...
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA, they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
I bought a three-way ticket to the capital of South Africa.
(Original joke, inspired by Steven Wright)
A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.
Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?
One student raises their hand,
The cheetah is faster dandelion.
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:
*"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THE World"* No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey's implementation:
1. In Western Europe no one knew what is "lack"
2. In Africa no one knew what is "food"
3. In Eastern Europe no one knew what is "opinion"
4. In South America no one knew what is "please"
5. In the USA no one knew what is "rest of the world"
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world? The survey was a failure.
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant;
in India they didn't know what 'honest' meant;
in Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant;
in China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant;
in the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant;
in South America they didn't know what 'please' meant;
in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

