The Best 38 South Africa Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest South Africa Jokes and Puns
Missing South Africa
In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
I tried to sell my own detergent in South Africa....
But they didn't like it because it was a part Tide.
for those of you who are americans, a brakpan girl is something like a redneck girl... Brakpan is a place in South Africa
A Brakpan girl was involved in a serious crash. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road. Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed." Brakpan: "Ok." Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?" Brakpan: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
UN Food Survey Fails...
UN Phone Survey
Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia , New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Why is it always a full tide in South Africa?
Because they made a part tide illegal.
What's the difference between South Africa and the Titanic?
When Titanic went down the lights were on!
South Africa's new National Anthem.
Sounds of silence:
Hello, darkness,
my old friend.
I've come to talk
with you again.
Because a darkness
softly creeping.
Silos crack while I
was sleeping.
And the power is
off once again,
This is South Africa,
my friend.
What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on to you from a tree in the jungle?
A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the Alternative Commentary Collective during the New Zealand v South Africa Cricket World Cup semi-final)
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New human-like species discovered in South Africa.
Kardashians can't catch a break on a vacation even in Namibia.
Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found
They are trying to find out what period it came from
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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?
Nelson Candela
Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?
He would have made a gas car
Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa?
Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied.
Buying things in South Africa
Is getting ridiculious. I had to buy some stockings for the girlfriend and they asked for my head size.
One my trip to South Africa I bought myself some pornografic magazines.
They costed R34
Your hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer was 12 or 13...
but your answer was South Africa
Why did CNN report on horn poachers in South Africa?
because they were breaking gnus
Some lions just escaped a nature reserve in South Africa
They were rejected from their group.
They could maybe ask to be let in the group again
But their pride wouldn't let them.
Great dynasties of history
Egypt: Ayyubid
South Africa: Zulu
China: Ming
Greece: Helena
Italy: Medici
U.S.: Duck
Why was Dr. Jekyll banned from South Africa?
Because he was a part Hyde
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test. In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
Why is there no rain in South Africa?
They forgot to /toggledownfall.
They also forgot to make their server private, so there's a decent bit of PvP and even PvE over there.
I took a trip to South Africa and met a Khoisan woman.
We really clicked.
The UN decided to do a worldwide survey...
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA, they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
I bought a three-way ticket to the capital of South Africa.
(Original joke, inspired by Steven Wright)
A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.
Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?
One student raises their hand,
The cheetah is faster dandelion.
What does the E in South Africa stand for?
Equality
As a white male, I'm excited about South Africa taking people's homes.
Now my wife can know what it feels like.
What do you call a "fixed regular payment earned for work or services, typically paid on a daily or weekly basis." in South Africa?
SAwage.
How south is South Africa?
South AF
I'm taking a trip to South Africa's capital.
It's a three-way ticket.
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common?
Living within continents.
Olympic sailing competition just finished. France got the gold, South Africa got the silver, and ...
Somalia got the boat.
Why is gambling banned in South Africa?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange
You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:
*"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THE World"* No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey's implementation:
1. In Western Europe no one knew what is "lack"
2. In Africa no one knew what is "food"
3. In Eastern Europe no one knew what is "opinion"
4. In South America no one knew what is "please"
5. In the USA no one knew what is "rest of the world"
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