The Best 66 Sout Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sout jokes. There are some sout southeast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sout west puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sout Jokes and Puns
Why is the South the best place to hide in case of zombie takeover?
Southerner zombies don't have any teeth to bite with.
What does the south call friends with benefits?
Cousins.....
I'm from the southern US, is it OK to poke fun at myself?
Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day?
Too hard on the mule.
Southwest
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "yes she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."
Being from the South, my mother was all about hospitality! Cooking, cleaning, dishes, laundry and even foot rubs!
She made me do it all.
So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more?
Too many thank-you notes to write
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A Brazilian.
What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish?
Suk Sum Toh
Why are South Koreans better dancers than North Koreans?
They've got Seoul.
Why are south italian men so small?
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work"
*Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
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Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?
Because slavery is illegal.
Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami?
At the Nelson Mandeli.
What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine.
But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio
When a South African tells me they really love math
I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict
Southern man getting a Vasectomy, no not the cherry bomb joke.
A man from the southern US goes to the doctor to get a vasectomy. He wears his finest 3 piece suit with his best shoes. When the nurse is getting him ready she asks him why he's dressed so fancy. The man replies, "Well heck, if I'ma be impotent, I'ma look impo'tant too."
A South African actor walks into his managers office (original joke)
Looking for a job. His manager thinks about it and says "we only have one role available at the moment, it's a short film about segregation"
The actor replies "great, that sounds like a-part-heid take"
What does a South Korean call their lover?
Their Seoul Mate.
What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?
The whip
What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?
An impeach.
Did you know South Korea has two capitals?
S and K
What did the southern police chief say about the black man found shot six times?
Worst case of suicide he's ever seen.
From the South, but Not Southern
People: You're from the south? But you don't have an accent.
Me: I know, my parents put me in school.
What do South Koreans call their spouses?
Seoulmates
What did South Korea say to their President?
Good-bye, Geun-hye.
What do Southerners have in common with peanut butter?
They are both usually in bread.
Why are the southern states so bad at calculus?
Because they have trouble whenever they try integration.
How many South Americans does it take to cross the Atlantic
A Brazilian
Southerners can do pretty good civil war voice impressions....
General Lee speaking.
'Dating' in the south
Man : ' hello sir, I'd like to start dating your daughter & take her out to dinner tonight'
Dad: ' no.'
Man: ' You never let me do anything dad!'
What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production?
My lands!
Two South Koreans fell in love with each other...
you might say they found their Seoul mates
Why is the south bad at calculus?
They don't know how to integrate.
South Korea is famous for their R&B music.
They've really got Seoul.
What did the South Korean flag holder say to the North Korean holder after the ceremony?
Hey, let's grab some lunch! I bet you're starving!
How is the south dealing with birth control
They are banning family reunions
How does a southerner take money out of his bank account?
With drawl, of course
Why will the south never know the area of a chess board.
It is black and white so they won't integrate
What did the southern side of the tree say to the northern side when it died?
I'm sorry for your moss
I made this up and I apologise. It's awful.
How do southerners speak of addiction recovery?
With drawl
My Southern friends are like "K"s
they're alright when they are by themselves, but get 3 of 'em together and it gets pretty racist
South American families are a real threat to American national security...
They draw their power from nuclear families. That's why the president is disarming them at the border.
What do southerners do in their free time
their sister
A southern man loves only one thing in life...
1. His wife
2. His cousin
How many Southerners does it take to change a light bulb?
300. One to actually change it and the rest of them to talk about how good the old one was.
In the South, we value diversity.
We want you to feel included, whether you're homophobic, Islamophobic, or just a racist.
How south is South Africa?
South AF
Below the southern border is a world of corruption and evil
Good thing I live in North Korea, all praise our glorious leader
According to the Southern Baptist Convention... couples are forbidden to have sex while standing up.
They're afraid it might lead to dancing.
Why are Southerners so bad at managing money?
They only talk with drawls.
Below our Southern border is filled with chaos, violence, and corruption. The government is in shambles and the people are always fighting amongst themselves.
Thank god I live in Canada.
Why not go to southern France?
There's nothing Toulouse
How do southern Chinese people say hi?
Ni-Howdy
How many South Africans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question, you can't screw in a lightbulb. There's not enough room.
South of the border
You know what, I don't care what people say but south of the border there is the country with senseless violence, looting, drugs etc. that I would not dare to touch with a ten feet pole!
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I am so happy I live in Canada!
In South Korea, you can always find a party.
In North Korea, the party always find you.
Southern family trees are like palm trees...
No branches and the family members are fronds with benefits
The Southern stages of grief:
- Aw naw
- Aw Hell naw
- Y'all done up and done it naw
A South Korean asks a North Korean How's life?
The North Korean responds Well, I can't complain.
There's a saying in the South
If at first you don't secede, ask for government help after and try again
What does a southern Buddhist say when they die?
What in reintarnation!
The South will rise again...
...Because it has nowhere to go but up
A Southern Belle and snobby New York socialite meet at a swanky party.
The southern belle says, How nice to meet you! Where are y'all from?
The snob sniffs and says, I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition.
So the belle says, Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are y'all from, *bitch*?
Southwest had to ground so many flights because of inclement weather....
I guess you could call this weather "hurricane Brandon".
A Southern lady sits down next to a Yankee businesswoman on a plane. Trying to be friendly, the Southerner asks, "So, where ya'all from?"
The Yankee sniffs in disdain and replies, "Where I'm from, we don't end our sentences in prepositions!"
The lady, a little shocked by the rudeness says, "Aight, where ya'all from, bitch?"
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