The Best 10 Sous Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sous jokes. There are some sous cookbook jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sous patronize puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sous Jokes and Puns
Did you hear about the assistant chef that got fired from the restaurant?
He tried to sous.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a cook?
A sous chef
Me: HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR EVIL BABY SHEEP ESCAPE? Sous: I hid it away with Gordon Ramsey.
Me: WHERE'S THE DAMNED LAMB SOUS??!!
Why can't sous chefs get girls?
They're all beta cooks.
A sous chef hung some chops of meat on the ceiling, and challenged me saying he'd pay me 20$ if I could jump and bring them down, while I had to pay him 20$ if I couldn't.
I didn't accept, the steaks were too high
Do you know what they say about sous chefs?
They can dish it, but they can't take it.
Why was Buddha a terrible sous chef?
He spent too long contempt plating inert peas
What do you call a Japanese female Sous chef?
A Sous She Chef
What's a lawyers favorite type of chef?
A Sous Chef!
How did the Masterchef contestant call his pet pig?
Sous vide! Sous vide! Soooouuuus Viiiide.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sous lamb jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sous custardy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.