Sous Chef Jokes
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- Did you hear about the assistant chef that got fired from the restaurant? He tried to sous.
- What do you call the practitioner of a restaurant that aggressively goes after customers who leave bad Yelp reviews? The sous-chef.
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Sous Chef One Liners
Which sous chef one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sous chef? I can suggest the ones about pastry chef and italian chef.
- What do you call a chef who's also a lawyer? A sous chef
- What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a cook? A sous chef
- Why can't sous chefs get girls? They're all beta cooks.
- Do you know what they say about sous chefs? They can dish it, but they can't take it.
- Why was Buddha a terrible sous chef? He spent too long contempt plating inert peas
- What do you call a Japanese female Sous chef? A Sous She Chef
- What's a lawyers favorite type of chef? A Sous Chef!
- How does the sous chef set a baby on fire? Flambéby
- What is a woman called after she graduates the Japanese Culinary School? A Sous-s**... Chef.
Sous Chef Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sous chef you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean line cook jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sous chef pranks.
A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant . . .
A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant, sit down at a table, and place their order. They are in for an early dinner and are the only customers. The chef looks down at the order slip and says incredulously: who comes to a restaurant and orders a whole raw fish? . His sous chef scans the restaurant, sees his only two customers, and replies: it's either Juan or the otter .
A sous chef hung some chops of meat on the ceiling, and challenged me saying he'd pay me 20$ if I could jump and bring them down, while I had to pay him 20$ if I couldn't.
I didn't accept, the steaks were too high
Swear on my life this is a true story. An experienced cook in my kitchen just slipped and fell in a fryer....
Was mostly ok, definitely could have gone worse as far as oil burns go. His elbow and a portion of his forearm were burned pretty serious and the whole kitchen had stopped and the sous chef was giving him medical attention when the new young cook, who people were still trying to warm up to, goes
"Now thats what I call.....elbow grease"
Whole kitchen stops dead in their tracks, including the guy who got hurt, and bursts out laughing. He's now our favourite.