The Best 3 Sourpuss Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sourpuss jokes. There are some sourpuss grouch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sourpuss custard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sourpuss Jokes and Puns

What do you call a cat who eats a lemon?

A sourpuss.

A husband and wife are getting ready for a costume party. Since they have nothing on hand to wear for the event, the husband suggests to his wife that she should put a lemon between her legs as he puts the potato between his. Confused, she asks what it's all about.

The husband says, "Honey, you be the sourpuss, and I'll be the dictator."

My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss.

Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sourpuss potato jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sourpuss glum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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