Giggle-Inducing Sourdough Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
I'm the laziest baker ever, so I was actually happy when someone stole my sourdough.
Whoever it was, I'm sure they knead it more than I did.
Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...
The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."
"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.
The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."
Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"
In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."
What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?
Sourdough!
A thief was recently arrested for stealing loaves of sourdough...
He was caught bread-handed
Somebody was trying to argue with me that sourdough was better than ciabatta...
I can't believe baguettry exists in today's times.
How do you make sourdough bread not sour?
You use dill dough...
Terrible joke, but it was hilarious because my AP physics teacher told the class this joke years ago. He said "Want to hear a joke that doesn't make sense, but it's still funny?"
Why can't Australian's make sourdough bread?
Because they've got no culture!
What happens if you mix a croissant and a sourdough.
A cross-bread.
