Sourdough Jokes

Discover the humurous side of sourdough bread with this collection of jokes! Learn what it takes to make a loaf of bread, why so many loaves are called 'challah', and why you should never trust a ciabatta. Get ready for some light-hearted laughs about sourdough starter!

Giggle-Inducing Sourdough Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

I'm the laziest baker ever, so I was actually happy when someone stole my sourdough.

Whoever it was, I'm sure they knead it more than I did.

Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...

The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."

"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.

The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."

Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"

In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?


A thief was recently arrested for stealing loaves of sourdough...

He was caught bread-handed

Somebody was trying to argue with me that sourdough was better than ciabatta...

I can't believe baguettry exists in today's times.

How do you make sourdough bread not sour?

You use dill dough...

Terrible joke, but it was hilarious because my AP physics teacher told the class this joke years ago. He said "Want to hear a joke that doesn't make sense, but it's still funny?"

Why can't Australian's make sourdough bread?

Because they've got no culture!

What happens if you mix a croissant and a sourdough.

A cross-bread.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the sourdough baker puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working sourdough sourdough bread piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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