The Best 6 Sourdough Bread Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sourdough Bread jokes. There are some sourdough bread jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sourdough bread puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sourdough Bread Jokes and Puns

Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...

The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."

"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.

The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."

Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"

In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

A thief was recently arrested for stealing loaves of sourdough...

He was caught bread-handed

How do you make sourdough bread not sour?

You use dill dough...

Terrible joke, but it was hilarious because my AP physics teacher told the class this joke years ago. He said "Want to hear a joke that doesn't make sense, but it's still funny?"

Why can't Australian's make sourdough bread?

Because they've got no culture!


What happens if you mix a croissant and a sourdough.

A cross-bread.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sourdough bread jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sourdough bread piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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