Sour Jokes

Funniest Sour Short Jokes

Short sour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sour humour may include short bitter jokes also.

1. I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69 She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice
2. If I have three bags of sour skittles and a child steals one bag of my sour skittles. What will I have at the end of the day? Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
3. I'm in a band. We do covers of Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, and The Rolling Stones. We're a rock band.
4. I fell in love with a cucumber farmer. We had many good years together but then, as these things do, it turned sour.
   Long story short: I'm in a bit of a pickle.
5. Heard that the government is putting chips in people I call dibs on Cheddar and Sour Cream
6. two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
   A. A Dino-sour
   2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
   A. Mech-a
7. If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami... And Erotica would be salty.
8. My last two girlfriends were unhygienec and made me very unhappy. I guess you could say they left a sour taste in my mouth.
9. My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?" "That's a loaded question."
10. whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.

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Sour One Liners

Which sour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sour? I can suggest the ones about salty and acidic.

1. Supreme Court Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
2. What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!
3. What is China's favorite cat? Sweet and sour
4. How do you make a Whiskey Sour? Crush it's hopes and dreams.
5. I tried making dessert, but I only had sour milk. It was quite off pudding.
6. TIL my ex uses lemon juice for her complexion... No wonder she always looks sour
7. My Chinese neighbor just had two puppies He named them Sweet and Sour
8. I'm just a basic Jew... ...but if things go sour, I might become Hasidic.
9. Sour patch kids remind me of my mom. She was sour, sweet, then gone.
10. What do you call it when you eat a lemon at sunset? The Golden Sour.
11. Why is it called sour cream? Because sweet cream only comes from female cows.
12. I like my women like my Chinese food Sweet, sour, and cheap
13. What is a cat's favorite drink? A whisker sour.
14. What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour
15. what do you call an angry lemon Sweet n sour.

Sweet Sour Jokes

Here is a list of funny sweet sour jokes and even better sweet sour puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• women come in the same basic taste sensations or flavors as foods- sweet, salty, sour, hot, bitter, and nuts.
• Off to the Chinese takeaway tonight and I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with special fried badger cubs. It's a sett meal for one.
• I wanna make SourPatch condoms a thing, but I don't think it'd turn out to well. Mostly because of their slogan "sour, sweet, gone".
• How are Ebenezer Scrooge and Sour Patch Kids alike? Sour. Sweet. Gone.
• Nice guys... First they're sweet, then they're sour.

Sour Cream Jokes

Here is a list of funny sour cream jokes and even better sour cream puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the sour cream say after a long day of work? "Another day, another dollop"
• I dont get the appeal of sour cream... It's just cream that's sour.
• Ladies call me sour cream Cause I got the sourest cream in all the land.
• What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour.
  -told me to by a friend. AP
• Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red? Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Heartwarming Sour Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about sour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sore jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sour pranks.