The Best 61 Sour Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sour jokes. There are some sour salty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sour sour cream puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sour Jokes and Puns
Woman and her Cat
What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
How do you make a Whiskey Sour?
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
What do you call an angry German?
A sour kraut.
What do you call a surly German?
A sour kraut
If I have three bags of sour skittles and a child steals one bag of my sour skittles. What will I have at the end of the day?
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
What do you call it when you eat a lemon at sunset?
The Golden Sour.
whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court?
Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.
Mrs. Piggy
Q. Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey? A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Chinese anniversary
A Chinese couple is celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. The husband says, "Since this is such a special night for us, I'll make love to you however you'd like." The wife replies, "Oh, all my friends tell me they love 69! Let's do 69 tonight!" The husband says, "You want to make love with sweet & sour pork??"
My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"
"That's a loaded question."
What do you call a German with a bad attitude?
A sour Kraut.
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Why do emo's always act so sour?
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch
but it landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown.
Why was Hitler such a mean person?
Because he was a sour kraut.
Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?
Because they're acetic.
Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services.
Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
What do you call a sour black guy?
A vinegar
This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar
She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss? "
Why does Miss Piggy douche with sugar and vinegar?
Because Kermit the frog likes to eat sweet and sour pork.
What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
What do you call an ill-tempered German?
A sour kraut.
I'm just a basic Jew...
...but if things go sour, I might become Hasidic.
A new source of electricity is found!
Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now.
We can use that somehow.
I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69
She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice
How do you make sourdough bread not sour?
You use dill dough...
Terrible joke, but it was hilarious because my AP physics teacher told the class this joke years ago. He said "Want to hear a joke that doesn't make sense, but it's still funny?"
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
One is wrinkly, sour, and orange. The other gets picked by Mexicans.
My last two girlfriends were unhygienec and made me very unhappy.
I guess you could say they left a sour taste in my mouth.
Hitler's last meal was a Reuben sandwich.
Having lost the war, his world crumbling to pieces around him, the beaten man felt like a little sour Kraut.
TIL my ex uses lemon juice for her complexion...
No wonder she always looks sour
What do you call a grumpy German?
A sour kraut.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
Sour patch kids remind me of my mom.
She was sour, sweet, then gone.
Supreme Court
Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
Love is sweet and sour.
Love is a funny thing. One minute you're thinking "Wow, so this is what true love feels like", and the next minute the you're banned for "eating Chick Fil A sauce provocatively".
Why is it called sour cream?
Because sweet cream only comes from female cows.
Laws
-Have you heard of Murphy's law?
-Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
-What about Cole's Law?
-No, what is it?
-Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream
I fell in love with a cucumber farmer.
We had many good years together but then, as these things do, it turned sour.
Long story short: I'm in a bit of a pickle.
What is China's favorite cat?
Sweet and sour
I'm in a band. We do covers of Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, and The Rolling Stones.
We're a rock band.
What do you call a German in a bad mood?
A sour Kraut
My Chinese neighbor just had two puppies
He named them Sweet and Sour
What do you call a Jewish person with a sour stomach?
Acidic Jew
What is a cat's favorite drink?
A whisker sour.
If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami...
And Erotica would be salty.
I like my women like my Chinese food
Sweet, sour, and cheap
I tried making dessert, but I only had sour milk.
It was quite off pudding.
What is a German group called when they can´t get into the club?
Sour Krauts.
Ps: I am a German myself.
New cuisines
I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour kraut. It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...
For POWER!
2 morticians are standing by the coffee machine
"Man, you wont believe what I experienced today. I had a woman with a clitorus like a pickle" says one of them.
"What?!" says the other one "That big?!"
"No," says the man "That sour"
A Ham Sandwich Walks Into A Bar
Walks over to the bartender and asks for a whiskey sour, bartender says "sorry, we dont serve food here"
Why do Germans not laugh at jokes?
They are a sour crowd.
Last time I took a girl out and tried to kiss her she threw her cocktail in my face.
I wouldn't have been so sour about the evening if the drinks hadn't been on me.
Heard that the government is putting chips in people
I call dibs on Cheddar and Sour Cream
I heard the government is going to put chips in our brain.
I want sour cream and onion.
What do you get when you have a cat that eats a lemon?
A sour puss
A beaver is eating an ice cream
He has a sour look on his face. 'I wish I'd reach the stick already' he mumbles to himself.
Putin and Medvedev go to a high class restaurant.
Putin says to the waiter "For the meat I want a rib-eye steak, medium rare. The potatos are to be baked with sour cream".
The waiter asks "what about the vegetable?"
Putin looks at Medvedev and back to the waiter and says, "He'll have the same"
-Have you heard of Murphy's Law
\-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
\-What's about Cole's law?
\-No
\-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
Presidential
Jill and Joe Biden go to a steakhouse for dinner. Jill says, I will have the petite filet medium rare with a baked potato with sour cream and butter. The waiter asks, What about your vegetable? Jill replies, Oh, he will have the same.
The Bidens went out to a restaurant.
The waiter serving them asked Jill Biden for her order first.
"To start, I'll have the french onion soup. Then the prime rib, medium-rare, with a baked potato, with butter and sour cream."
"Excellent, Doctor. What about the vegetable?"
"Oh, he'll have the same thing."
(Yes, it's an oldie...)
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