Sour Jokes

• Short Sour Jokes
• Sour One Liners
• Sweet And Sour Jokes
• Sweet Sour Jokes
• Sour Cream Jokes
• Whiskey Sour Jokes
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Funniest Sour Short Jokes

Short sour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sour humour may include short bitter jokes also.

1. I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69 She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice
2. If I have three bags of sour skittles and a child steals one bag of my sour skittles. What will I have at the end of the day? Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
3. I'm in a band. We do covers of Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, and The Rolling Stones. We're a rock band.
4. What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange? One is wrinkly, sour, and orange. The other gets picked by Mexicans.
5. I fell in love with a cucumber farmer. We had many good years together but then, as these things do, it turned sour.
   Long story short: I'm in a bit of a pickle.
6. Laws -Have you heard of Murphy's law?
   -Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
   -What about Cole's Law?
   -No, what is it?
   -Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream
7. -Have you heard of Murphy's Law \-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
   \-What's about Cole's law?
   \-No
   \-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
8. Heard that the government is putting chips in people I call dibs on Cheddar and Sour Cream
9. two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
   A. A Dino-sour
   2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
   A. Mech-a
10. A Ham Sandwich Walks Into A Bar Walks over to the bartender and asks for a whiskey sour, bartender says "sorry, we dont serve food here"

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Sour One Liners

Which sour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sour? I can suggest the ones about salty and acidic.

1. What do you call a sour black guy? A vinegar
2. Supreme Court Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
3. What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!
4. What is China's favorite cat? Sweet and sour
5. How do you make a Whiskey Sour? Crush it's hopes and dreams.
6. Why do Germans not laugh at jokes? They are a sour crowd.
7. I tried making dessert, but I only had sour milk. It was quite off pudding.
8. TIL my ex uses lemon juice for her complexion... No wonder she always looks sour
9. My Chinese neighbor just had two puppies He named them Sweet and Sour
10. I heard the government is going to put chips in our brain. I want sour cream and onion.
11. I'm just a basic Jew... ...but if things go sour, I might become Hasidic.
12. Sour patch kids remind me of my mom. She was sour, sweet, then gone.
13. What do you call it when you eat a lemon at sunset? The Golden Sour.
14. Why is it called sour cream? Because sweet cream only comes from female cows.
15. What do you call a Jewish person with a sour stomach? Acidic Jew

Sweet And Sour Jokes

Here is a list of funny sweet and sour jokes and even better sweet and sour puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami... And Erotica would be salty.
• I like my women like my Chinese food Sweet, sour, and cheap
• what do you call an angry lemon Sweet n sour.
• women come in the same basic taste sensations or flavors as foods- sweet, salty, sour, hot, bitter, and nuts.
• Off to the Chinese takeaway tonight and I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with special fried badger cubs. It's a sett meal for one.
• I wanna make SourPatch condoms a thing, but I don't think it'd turn out to well. Mostly because of their slogan "sour, sweet, gone".
• How are Ebenezer Scrooge and Sour Patch Kids alike? Sour. Sweet. Gone.
• Nice guys... First they're sweet, then they're sour.
• Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar d**...? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
• Mrs. Piggy Q. Why does Mrs. Piggy d**... with honey? A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Sweet Sour Jokes

Here is a list of funny sweet sour jokes and even better sweet sour puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does Miss Piggy d**... with sugar and vinegar? Because Kermit the frog likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Sour Cream Jokes

Here is a list of funny sour cream jokes and even better sour cream puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?" "That's a loaded question."
• whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.
• What did the sour cream say after a long day of work? "Another day, another dollop"
• I dont get the appeal of sour cream... It's just cream that's sour.
• Ladies call me sour cream Cause I got the sourest cream in all the land.
• What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour.
  -told me to by a friend. AP
• Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red? Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
• A b**... is eating an ice cream He has a sour look on his face. 'I wish I'd reach the stick already' he mumbles to himself.

Whiskey Sour Jokes

Here is a list of funny whiskey sour jokes and even better whiskey sour puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour

Heartwarming Sour Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about sour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sore jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sour pranks.