The Best 13 Sour Cream Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sour Cream jokes. There are some sour cream sweet sour jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sour cream egg yolks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sour Cream Jokes and Puns


Jill and Joe Biden go to a steakhouse for dinner. Jill says, I will have the petite filet medium rare with a baked potato with sour cream and butter. The waiter asks, What about your vegetable? Jill replies, Oh, he will have the same.

A beaver is eating an ice cream

He has a sour look on his face. 'I wish I'd reach the stick already' he mumbles to himself.

Supreme Court

Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.

The Bidens went out to a restaurant.

The waiter serving them asked Jill Biden for her order first.
"To start, I'll have the french onion soup. Then the prime rib, medium-rare, with a baked potato, with butter and sour cream."
"Excellent, Doctor. What about the vegetable?"
"Oh, he'll have the same thing."

(Yes, it's an oldie...)


-Have you heard of Murphy's law?

-Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

-What about Cole's Law?

-No, what is it?

-Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream

-Have you heard of Murphy's Law

\-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong

\-What's about Cole's law?


\-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream

Heard that the government is putting chips in people

I call dibs on Cheddar and Sour Cream

I heard the government is going to put chips in our brain.

I want sour cream and onion.

Putin and Medvedev go to a high class restaurant.

Putin says to the waiter "For the meat I want a rib-eye steak, medium rare. The potatos are to be baked with sour cream".

The waiter asks "what about the vegetable?"

Putin looks at Medvedev and back to the waiter and says, "He'll have the same"

My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"

"That's a loaded question."

whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court?

Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.

You can explore sour cream tangy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sour cream sweet dad jokes. There are also sour cream puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why is it called sour cream?

Because sweet cream only comes from female cows.

What did the sour cream say after a long day of work?

"Another day, another dollop"

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