Sour Cream Jokes

Funniest Sour Cream Short Jokes

Short sour cream jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sour cream humour may include short sour jokes also.

1. Heard that the government is putting chips in people I call dibs on Cheddar and Sour Cream
2. My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?" "That's a loaded question."
3. whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.
4. What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour.
   -told me to by a friend. AP

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Sour Cream One Liners

Which sour cream one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sour cream? I can suggest the ones about sweet sour and whipped cream.

1. Supreme Court Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
2. Why is it called sour cream? Because sweet cream only comes from female cows.
3. What did the sour cream say after a long day of work? "Another day, another dollop"
4. I dont get the appeal of sour cream... It's just cream that's sour.
5. Ladies call me sour cream Cause I got the sourest cream in all the land.
6. Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red? Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Hilarious Sour Cream Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about sour cream you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sweet and sour jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sour cream pranks.