Sour Cream Jokes

22 sour cream jokes and hilarious sour cream puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sour cream that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sour Cream Short Jokes

Short sour cream jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sour cream humour may include short sour jokes also.

  1. Laws -Have you heard of Murphy's law?
    -Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
    -What about Cole's Law?
    -No, what is it?
    -Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream
  2. -Have you heard of Murphy's Law \-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
    \-What's about Cole's law?
    \-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
  3. Heard that the government is putting chips in people I call dibs on Cheddar and Sour Cream
  4. My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?" "That's a loaded question."
  5. whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.
  6. What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour.
    -told me to by a friend. AP
  7. A b**... is eating an ice cream He has a sour look on his face. 'I wish I'd reach the stick already' he mumbles to himself.

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Sour Cream One Liners

Which sour cream one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sour cream? I can suggest the ones about sweet sour and whipped cream.

  1. Supreme Court Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
  2. I heard the government is going to put chips in our brain. I want sour cream and onion.
  3. Why is it called sour cream? Because sweet cream only comes from female cows.
  4. What did the sour cream say after a long day of work? "Another day, another dollop"
  5. I dont get the appeal of sour cream... It's just cream that's sour.
  6. Ladies call me sour cream Cause I got the sourest cream in all the land.
  7. Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red? Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Hilarious Sour Cream Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about sour cream you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whipping cream jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sour cream pranks.


Jill and Joe Biden go to a steakhouse for dinner. Jill says, I will have the petite filet medium rare with a baked potato with sour cream and butter. The waiter asks, What about your vegetable? Jill replies, Oh, he will have the same.

The Bidens went out to a restaurant.

The waiter serving them asked Jill Biden for her order first.
"To start, I'll have the french onion soup. Then the prime rib, medium-rare, with a baked potato, with butter and sour cream."
"Excellent, Doctor. What about the vegetable?"
"Oh, he'll have the same thing."
(Yes, it's an oldie...)

Putin and Medvedev go to a high class restaurant.

Putin says to the waiter "For the meat I want a rib-eye steak, medium rare. The potatos are to be baked with sour cream".
The waiter asks "what about the vegetable?"
Putin looks at Medvedev and back to the waiter and says, "He'll have the same"