Soup Cans Jokes

Funniest Soup Cans Short Jokes

Short soup cans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soup cans humour may include short cans jokes also.

1. I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever.
2. I had four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. I just had the largest vowel movement...
   I'll see myself out.
3. ISIS has reportedly starting putting bombs in cans of alphabet soup If any go off, it could spell disaster
4. I ate three cans of alphabet soup for dinner... I had a really good vowel movement the next day.
5. What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say? As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat.
6. What happens when you eat 4 jumbo cans of vegetable soup? You have a massive vowel movement.
7. Waiter: would you like some cans, sir? Food buyer: No, but can I get a bowl a soup?
   Read out loud.

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Soup Cans One Liners

Which soup cans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soup cans? I can suggest the ones about soup and jars.

1. I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
2. I ate four cans of alphabet soup I later took the biggest vowel movement ever
3. So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement.
4. I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
5. I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement.
6. I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
7. After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement.
   Ba-dum
   tss
8. What do Kevin Spacey and Campbell's Soup have in common? They both come in little cans.
9. Cops be like... I can shoot Pepsi cans, Soup cans, and African Ameri-Cans
10. I lived off p**... noodles and canned soup for two years. Now I miss that level of luxury.

Soup Cans Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about soup cans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean canned jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make soup cans pranks.