Soup Cans Jokes
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Soup Cans Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I ate five cans of alphabet soup.....
I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
I just ate four cans of alphabet soup...
...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
ISIS has reportedly starting putting bombs in cans of alphabet soup
If any go off, it could spell disaster
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My wife said she had a nightmare last night.
She said, "We were in the supermarket and I was looking through the cans of soup. I turned around and you were n**... behind me having s**... with a t**... p**...!"
"That' so far-fetched," I said. "We never shop together."
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I lived off p**... noodles and canned soup for two years.
Now I miss that level of luxury.
What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say?
As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat.
What do Kevin Spacey and Campbell's Soup have in common?
They both come in little cans.
Cops be like...
I can shoot Pepsi cans, Soup cans, and African Ameri-Cans
What happens when you eat 4 jumbo cans of vegetable soup?
You have a massive vowel movement.
Waiter: would you like some cans, sir?
Food buyer: No, but can I get a bowl a soup?
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