Sound Waves Jokes
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What Do Sound Waves Say To Girls They Meet Online?
Send nodes.
2 sound waves... (OC)
...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly c**... into each other.
The first wave says "Hey, are you okay?"
The second wave says "Oh I'm fine
It just Hertz"
The sound waves from most noises will bounce off the walls of a room until they eventually dissipate, but the sound that a pigeon makes doesn't do that
This is because a coo sticks
Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however...
And it hertz
Where do musical notes go surfing?
On sound waves.
I tried to wave at my friend over there, but he could only hear it.
When he waved back, I also heard the same sound sound. Guess it's a sine.
What do ghosts and sound waves have in common?
They both need a medium to be heard!
What do you call gay sound waves?
Faghertz
A pirate walks into a bar one day...
...And he sees his old captain sitting down having a drink. So he goes up to say hello and catch up, but he notices that his old captain looks a little different. So he goes over to talk to him. "Captain," he says, "I haven't seen you in years. It's good to see you, but man, you look a little different. I notice that you have a wooden leg! What happened?"
"Gyarr," says the captain, "You be correct. Ya see during a fearsome storm, a huge wave hit me boat, and my leg got trapped under a chain, and ripped it off, so I had to get this here peg leg."
"Wow" says the pirate. "That's terrible. But what happened to your hand? You have a hook now!"
"Gyarr," says the captian, "You be correct. Ya see I was captured by the enemy one day, and they were forcin me to walk the plank, but I turned back and tried to escape, and they cut me hand off, and I had to get this here hook."
Wincing, the pirate says "Christ! Now what happened to your eye? You have a glass eye now."
"Gyarr," says the captain, "You be correct. Well, as I was sailing the sea one day, I happened to look up, and a seagull pooped right in my eye."
Confused, the pirate responds "Well, captain, that sounds bad, but that wouldn't make you lose your eye."
"True," pines the captain, "But it was the first day with me hook."
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