The Best 33 Sound Of Music Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sound Of Music jokes. There are some sound of music instrumentals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Strange music

In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens.

A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard.

Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around the grave, all muttering to each other about devils and ghosts. Finally one man makes his way to the front of the crowd, squats down by the grave, and listens.

"Why... that's Beethoven's Ninth Sympony, but... it's playing backwards!" He listens some more. "There's his Eighth Symphony, also backwards! ... And the seventh.... sixth..."

Finally he stands up and addresses the crowd. "My good people, you have nothing to fear. This is simply Mr. Beethoven decomposing."

The day after Beethoven's funeral

The day after Beethoven's funeral, at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones).

Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as Beethoven's 9th Symphony played backwards. When it ended, Beethoven's 8th Symphony started playing, also backwards, and then the 7th, and then the 6th, and so forth. At dawn, having reached a conclusion, the mayor said to the gathering crowd:

"There's nothing to fear, gentlemen. He's just decomposing."

A Mans walking in a cemetery and he hears this noise...

It sounded like someone was using a eraser. He walks towards a grave and it gets louder. So he digs up the casket and sees Mozart Erasing all of his music,and the man says "Mozart what are you doing!" Then Mozart says "I'm decomposing"

I was listening to some music with my friend and he told me "you should turn the bass down on your speaker".

It was sound advice.

We had a outage at my place this morning...

We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop,
TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.

She seems like a nice person.


I was walking through a graveyard in Europe...

When I heard some strange music coming from one of the graves. Turns out, it was coming from Beethoven's grave. I took out my phone and recorded it, then took it to a friend of mine to identify.

"This is really strange...", he said. "This sounds like one of Beethoven's Symphonies, but it's backwards."

"Well, that makes sense", I said. "He's decomposing."

The thing about good music is..

...its technically sound.

Suddenly I hear classical music coming from a grave, sounds like its being played backwards?

Oh, that's just Beethoven decomposing .

We had a power outage today...

...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.

Then I discovered that my phone battery was flat and I couldn't charge it.To top it off it was snowing outside. So I couldn't play golf and I couldn't fish. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power. So does the microwave. So popcorn won't happen.

So I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like such a nice person.

No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you should ALWAYS listen to music producers.

They give sound advice.

Beethoven

Beethoven dies and is buried. A few days after his burial the locals notice strange
music coming from the burial site. Alarmed, the villagers get the local priest and head
down to the graveyard. And sure enough the sound was coming from Beethoven's grave.
The locals watch as the priest places the side of his head onto the ground.
Deep in concentration he mutters: "Fifth symphony......fourth symphony....third...aha! Beethoven is decomposing!"

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What genre of music sounds scary to a balloon?

Pop music.

A man has to fart in a bus..

He said oh shit I gotta fart! But i guess the people won't notice because the music is too loud. So I just gotta do it matching the rhythm of the sound..
He did it! After he's done,
the people clapped their hands and
his earphones alarmed battery low.

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

If a tree falls in the woods

It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.

Was at a party where the DJ was playing the music too quietly so I asked him to turn it up.

Thought it was nice to offer some sound advice.

What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Why are the guys at the music shop so trustworthy?

They always give you sound advice.


Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Where do musical notes go surfing?

On sound waves.

I just bought a new InSinkErator that plays music when you turn it on.

It might sound crazy..... but it ain't no lie...baby, bye bye bye

Considering the recent name changes of country music groups "The Chicks" & "Lady A" ...

... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-taboo southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).

The thing about the best bands, is...

..their music is technically sound.

So my freind told me he works at a music store.

Sounds fun

Why should you listen to music during an earthquake?

Because it's structurally sound.

I wanted to show my friend some music I'm orchestrating...

But they stopped me right away, saying, "this sounds like the beginning of a killer whale joke."

I Love How Music Sounds on Apple Airpods

From ten feet away on my uptown 4 train.

You know what they say about bluegrass music...

It's not as bad as it sounds.

What was the pedophiles favorite musical sound?

Did you hear about the guy that stopped the would-be robbers by playing his music very loud?

It was a sound defense.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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