Sound Engineer Jokes
23 sound engineer jokes and hilarious sound engineer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sound engineer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sound Engineer Short Jokes
Short sound engineer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sound engineer humour may include short sound technician jokes also.
- A mathematician, an accountant and a sound engineer walk into a restaurant, how many seats at the table do they need? 3, they all count
- I meet a lot of people as a travelling sound engineer for concerts in Europe. I have a friend who's Ukrainian. I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
- how many sound engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One two...one...two....one....two
- I have a Russian friend who is a sound engineer. I have a Czech one too. I have a Czech one too.
- Why does a jet engine turbine never sound like waltz? Just because it is a huge metal fan.
- What's the difference between a good sound tech and a great sound engineer? Sound engineers chrome plate their own rebar.
- Just as summer starts, my car's engine is starting to sound strange. Talk about poor timing.
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Sound Engineer One Liners
Which sound engineer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sound engineer? I can suggest the ones about system engineer and engineer.
- I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer ... ... and a Czech one too.
- I have a Polish friend who has a job as a sound engineer... I have a Czech one too...
- I know a polish sound engineer. And a czech one two.
- If you're having any kind of problem, ask an audio engineer They always give sound advice
- What sound does a racing vacuums engine make BROOM BROOM
- how many sound engineers does it take screw in a light bulb? One two... one...two...
- What do sound engineers say when they leave? Audios
- How does a car hear sound? Through its Engine Ears
Fun-Filled Sound Engineer Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about sound engineer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean it engineer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sound engineer pranks.
Four engineers in a car...
Four engineers are driving to a conference when the car sputters and dies as they pull off to the shoulder. After a moment of silent contemplation, the electrical engineer says; "you know, I bet the coil's bad. We need to replace the core." The chemical engineer says; "you're nuts, it's obviously the fuel's gone bad. We need to drain the tank and refill." The mechanical engineer scoffs; "you're both wrong. Sounds to me like a valve lifter is froze. We're gonna need to rip the block apart."
After another moment of silence the three look back at the computer engineer who says; "maybe if we get out of the car and get back in?"
Being a musician is great for travelling and meeting new people. Throughout my career I have met amazing humans.
Once I met this Italian opera singer, amazing gal. Some other time an irish theremine player. But the other day I met a polish sound engineer. And a czech one too. And a czech one too. And a czech one too.