The Best 9 Soulmate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soulmate jokes. There are some soulmate otherkin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soulmate pardner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soulmate Jokes and Puns

If your soulmate dies before you meet them, do you get a backup soulmate?

"I meant questions about the midterm," my professor replied.

I found my wife, my soulmate, my best friend on tinder

I guess I wasn't invited to the orgy.

Woman goes to psychic

"When will I find my soulmate"

Psychic: "Never"

"How do you know, you haven't even looked at my palms yet?"

"I looked at your face"

Soulmate joke, Woman goes to psychic

You and your soulmate are like two parallel lines.

You have so much in common.

It's a shame you'll never meet.

Who is the soulmate of Usain Bolt?

Usain Nut


Staring at the moon

Do you ever stare at the moon and wonder if your soulmate is also staring up at it?

But then you realize your hand doesn't have eyes?

Finding a soulmate is like finding a good torrent

You might get some viruses along the way, but in the end it's worth it.

Soulmate joke, Finding a soulmate is like finding a good torrent

Lawyers never find their soulmate

because they're always looking for a settlemate.

Have a Coke and a smile!

I opened up a can of Coke, and on the side it said: "Share a Coke with your Soulmate." So, I put the can in my right hand.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soulmate vega jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soulmate buddy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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