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They were having a mid-life crisis.
one has hope in her soul.
A woman with green hair, a woman with red hair and a woman with blonde hair find mirror. A lady appears in the mirror and says, tell me something you think are true and you'll be rich. Tell me something that is not true and you die. The woman with green hair says: "I think I'm pretty." POOF! She's dead. The woman with red says: "I think I have a soul." POOF! She's dead. The woman with blonde hair says: "I think..." POOF! She's dead.
God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.
Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers.
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well...
Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die!
Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know?
Me: The judge told him.
The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"
I moved over and asked her why she was crying.
"I don't usually bare my soul to strangers," she said.
I replied that sometimes it was perfectly fine to tell your story to a perfect stranger. She nodded and said, "I just came out of my therapist session and he says there is no way to cure me."
I asked what exactly was her problem. She said, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys. You know, I do feel better. By the way, my name is Kim."
"Glad to meet you," I said. "My name is Bucky Goldstein."
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Steve Wright
Sold his soul to Santa.
On a Sunday school, the teacher asks the class: "Class, what body party goes to heaven first?"
One kid answers, "It's the feet!"
"Why is it the feet?" the confused teacher asks.
The kid replies, "Because last night I found Mommy with her feet in the air screaming 'Oh God yes...heaven...I'm coming!' "
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He sold his soul to Santa.
What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Sold his Soul for a Mustang.
It's the only way they can own a soul.
One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole.
Gingerly.
Soul
My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.
Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?
The judge told him.
Santa
There wasn't a soul there.
But he didn't have enough soul.
He sold his soul to santa
One has hope in her soul,
The other has soap in her hole.
His mom got soul custody.
Aretha Franklins!
(Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.
Today there are many
A Kia full of Gingers.
The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has...
The Devil replies, "Yeah, and you promised me a soul."
Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me?
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?
Well, the woman in church has hope in her soul, but the woman in tub has soap in her hole...
He sold his soul to the Deville.
No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Leave it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
"I meant questions about the midterm," my professor replied.
He sold hisβ soul to santa.
Soul
To sell their soul to the devil for a graphics card.
At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.
He sold his soul to santa
...Now the ginger has no Soul
Dad: It's because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
I can't wait to hang myself on Christmas.
The nun in the church has hope in her soul, the nun in the bath has soap in her hole
Whereas satan is willing to buy it off you.
"How can I become the best guitarist in the world?"
Satan answered, "Give me your soul."
The man was bewildered. "What if I gave you a dollar instead?"
Satan smiled. "Then I'll make you the best bass player in the world."
I was at the Walmart check-out and was behind an old lady in the queue.
Her bill came to $51.60 but when she counted out her change she only had just under $50.
She didn't want me to help her, bless her poor little soul, but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
Ones got a soul full of hope...
Your mum put her heart and soul into it.
This little throne I call my own
I aim to keep it neat
So drain your soul, pee down the hole
And not upon the seat
They are of poor taste and aren't funny.
My own grandfather died in a concentration camp.
The poor fellow, god bless his soul, went to get some food and accidentally fell down from his watchtower.
If you're not careful, you could end up selling your soul to Santa
A bae-blade
There was not a soul.
And you think you are about to hear Under Pressure by Queen only to find out it's Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
I work in a morgue
That's how I make my soul food.
The lawyer thought it over for a moment and then asked, "What's the catch?"
You have so much in common.
It's a shame you'll never meet.
The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you live?'' Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the guy's house, the man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3 times before getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell and the guy's wife comes to the door. The man says, ''Hello, I've brought your husband home.'' The wife looks at the man and asks, ''Where's his wheel chair?''
'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'
The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''
One day, he got so frustrated with it that he sold his soul to Santa.
He is now forced to make presents in the North Pole for all eternity.
Sadly not a single soul showed up.
Soul: I've been messing with this team for decades !
Announcer: And the Knicks lose another game ...
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
A wealthy man is on his deathbed. He tells his wife he thinks he has found a way to take his money with him when he dies. He asks her to put some money in a large suitcase and place it in the attic. When his soul leaves his body he'll grab the suitcase on his way to heaven. The wife obliges and does as asked and soon after the man dies.
A few months later the wife is cleaning out the attic and finds the suitcase. "Stupid idiot" she says "I knew I should have put it in the basement."
One has a soul full of hope, the other has a hole full of soap.
What if x has feelings?
Examples:
Toy Story: What if toys have feelings
Cars: What if cars have feelings
Inside Out: What if feelings have feelings
Soul: What if black people have feelings?
They're empty and, my wife doesn't know yet.
Even if it's cold. Over ice. With a celery stalk. And vodka
"Congratulations!", he says, "You wasted your entire pitiful life!"
"Well," the man replies, "at least I'm not a adult living in my father's basement."
He made a dill with the devil.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and dinner. After a few bites of his meal, he calls the bartender over. "Normally the food here is great," the guys says. "But tonight it is really cold and bitter." "Sorry about that. My wife is doing the cooking tonight," the bartender says. "She's really putting all of her heart and soul into it."
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers
A woman in church has hope in her soul...
Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?
The judge told him.
I really only find redheads attractive.
One wants to heal your soul for money.
The other wants to seal your hole for Gunny.
Nacho Mama's
An escarghost.
We be long together
I think he will surely burn in Shell.
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