Soul Jokes

• Short Soul Jokes
• Soul One Liners
• No Soul Jokes
• Have No Soul Jokes
• Ginger Soul Jokes
• Ginger No Soul Jokes
• Kia Soul Jokes
• More Soul Jokes

Best Short Soul Jokes

Short soul puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soul humour may include short spiritual jokes also.

1. Bill Withers Duck joke How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
   Leave it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
2. Son: Dad why is our food so cold and bland? Dad: It's because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
3. What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?? Well, the woman in church has hope in her soul, but the woman in tub has soap in her hole...
4. The police caught a serial killer who targeted gingers. At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.
5. Hillary's mad at Satan Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me?
   Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?
6. A woman in her Kia did not wear a seatbelt and got into an accident Her body left her Soul.
7. What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins!
   (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
8. A boy asks his father: "Dad, why is the food so cold and bland?" The dad replies: Your mum put her heart and soul into it.
9. Death Joke My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.
   Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?
   The judge told him.
10. The human soul weighs 1.2lbs... I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about soul can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of soul puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Soul One Liners

Which soul one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soul? I can suggest the ones about mind and conscience.

1. Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying? They were having a mid-life crisis.
   
2. Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa.
3. I'm never going to find a soul mate. I really only find redheads attractive.
4. Jesus wants you to give him your soul Whereas satan is willing to buy it off you.
5. Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.
   
6. My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang.
7. They had a ginger Lives Matter protest today There was not a soul.
8. Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa.
9. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his​ soul to santa.
10. What has five bodies and one soul? A Kia full of Gingers.
11. I hosted a huge event for gingers last week Sadly not a single soul showed up.
12. What happened to the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to santa
13. Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!
14. I use a Ouija board as a chopping board That's how I make my soul food.
15. What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play? Soul

No Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny no soul jokes and even better no soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole.
• Grandpa Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die!
  Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know?
  Me: The judge told him.
• The difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathtub? one has hope in her soul.
• The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
• How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly.
• It's not easy being a dyslexic devil worshiper If you're not careful, you could end up selling your soul to Santa
• what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has...
• First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it. What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?
  The lady in church has hope in her soul.
• How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers.
  
• What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody.

Have No Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny have no soul jokes and even better have no soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that sold his soul to Satan? He is now forced to make presents in the North Pole for all eternity.
• How do you know if a duck is a soul singer? Throw it in the microwave and see if it's Bill Withers
• My father knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die. Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?
  The judge told him.
• Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook
• Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention? Thankfully there were no souls on board.
• Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul to be pickled? He made a dill with the devil.
• What did the 8ft woman say to the man she believed was his soul mate because he was also 8ft? We be long together
• Hear about the Cadillac-worshipping Satanist? He sold his soul to the Deville.
• Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul.
• Soul Knicks joke Soul: I've been messing with this team for decades !
  Announcer: And the Knicks lose another game ...
  

Ginger Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny ginger soul jokes and even better ginger soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Some say that beer is soda with soul... No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!
• Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there.
• A redhead had her Kia stolen... ...Now the ginger has no Soul
• A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul.
• What type of music can't ginger people listen to? Soul
• Why Did The Ginger Buy a Kia? So he could have a soul.
• They say 1,500 souls died when the Titanic sunk... But there were about a hundred gingers so it's more like 1,400 souls
• Why can't Gingers play jazz? Because they have no soul.
• New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers... Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan...
• Why aren't gingers allowed in shoe stores? .... Because they steal all the souls.

Ginger No Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny ginger no soul jokes and even better ginger no soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once organized a ginger convention Not a soul showed up
• What music can't gingers listen to? Soul music.
• National Ginger Convention Thousands showed up but not a soul was to be found.
• What do you call a ginger with a soul? A brunette named Ginger
• Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
• Why can't a ginger mary someone Because he's got no soul mate
• What type of train can a ginger not ride? A soul train
• What can religious people and atheists agree on? Gingers don't have souls.
• Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came.
• How does a ginger get a soul? He goes down to the Kia dealership and buys the new 2017 model

Kia Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny kia soul jokes and even better kia soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you do when you lose your Kia car? You go Soul-searching.
• What do you call two people who carpool in a tiny Kia? Soul mates
• Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul.
• Apple has made a car that is pretty much an Apple badge Kia Soul. It is called the Ikea.
• I heard Kia has been working with the devil... They've been selling their Souls.
• Ever heard of the ginger who owns every Kia vehicle Everyone... except the soul
• What's the only time KIAs can get in an accident? When Souls collide.
• What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul.
• Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls.
• I think my neighbor is a d**.... He bought a bunch of Kia's. I think he is collecting Souls.

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