Soul Jokes

170 soul jokes and hilarious soul puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about soul that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article looks at how different soul jokes play on different spiritual themes. From the no soul of the Exorcist to the old soul of the Apostle, we explore the funny side of each type of soul. We also look at how Kia Soul and Northern Soul play on the idea of having a ginger soul.

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Best Short Soul Jokes

Short soul puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soul humour may include short spiritual jokes also.

  1. Bill Withers Duck joke How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
    Leave it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
  2. Son: Dad why is our food so cold and bland? Dad: It's because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
  3. What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?? Well, the woman in church has hope in her soul, but the woman in tub has soap in her hole...
  4. The police caught a serial killer who targeted gingers. At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.
  5. Hillary's mad at Satan Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me?
    Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?
  6. A woman in her Kia did not wear a seatbelt and got into an accident Her body left her Soul.
  7. What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins!
    (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
  8. A boy asks his father: "Dad, why is the food so cold and bland?" The dad replies: Your mum put her heart and soul into it.
  9. Death Joke My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.
    Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?
    The judge told him.
  10. The human soul weighs 1.2lbs... I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.
Soul joke, The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about soul can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of soul puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Soul One Liners

Which soul one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soul? I can suggest the ones about mind and conscience.

  1. Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying? They were having a mid-life crisis.
  2. Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa.
  3. I'm never going to find a soul mate. I really only find redheads attractive.
  4. Jesus wants you to give him your soul Whereas satan is willing to buy it off you.
  5. Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.
  6. My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang.
  7. They had a ginger Lives Matter protest today There was not a soul.
  8. Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa.
  9. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his​ soul to santa.
  10. What has five bodies and one soul? A Kia full of Gingers.
  11. I hosted a huge event for gingers last week Sadly not a single soul showed up.
  12. What happened to the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to santa
  13. Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!
  14. I use a Ouija board as a chopping board That's how I make my soul food.
  15. What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play? Soul

No Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny no soul jokes and even better no soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole.
  • Grandpa Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die!
    Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know?
    Me: The judge told him.
  • The difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathtub? one has hope in her soul.
  • The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
  • How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly.
  • It's not easy being a dyslexic devil worshiper If you're not careful, you could end up selling your soul to Santa
  • what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has...
  • First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it. What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?
    The lady in church has hope in her soul.
  • How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers.
  • What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody.

Have No Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny have no soul jokes and even better have no soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that sold his soul to Satan? He is now forced to make presents in the North Pole for all eternity.
  • How do you know if a duck is a soul singer? Throw it in the microwave and see if it's Bill Withers
  • My father knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die. Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?
    The judge told him.
  • Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook
  • Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention? Thankfully there were no souls on board.
  • Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul to be pickled? He made a dill with the devil.
  • What did the 8ft woman say to the man she believed was his soul mate because he was also 8ft? We be long together
  • Hear about the Cadillac-worshipping Satanist? He sold his soul to the Deville.
  • Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul.
  • Soul Knicks joke Soul: I've been messing with this team for decades !
    Announcer: And the Knicks lose another game ...

Ginger Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny ginger soul jokes and even better ginger soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Some say that beer is soda with soul... No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!
  • Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there.
  • A redhead had her Kia stolen... ...Now the ginger has no Soul
  • A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul.
  • What type of music can't ginger people listen to? Soul
  • Why Did The Ginger Buy a Kia? So he could have a soul.
  • They say 1,500 souls died when the Titanic sunk... But there were about a hundred gingers so it's more like 1,400 souls
  • Why can't Gingers play jazz? Because they have no soul.
  • New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers... Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan...
  • Why aren't gingers allowed in shoe stores? .... Because they steal all the souls.

Ginger No Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny ginger no soul jokes and even better ginger no soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I once organized a ginger convention Not a soul showed up
  • What music can't gingers listen to? Soul music.
  • National Ginger Convention Thousands showed up but not a soul was to be found.
  • What do you call a ginger with a soul? A brunette named Ginger
  • Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
  • Why can't a ginger mary someone Because he's got no soul mate
  • What type of train can a ginger not ride? A soul train
  • What can religious people and atheists agree on? Gingers don't have souls.
  • Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came.
  • How does a ginger get a soul? He goes down to the Kia dealership and buys the new 2017 model

Kia Soul Jokes

Here is a list of funny kia soul jokes and even better kia soul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you do when you lose your Kia car? You go Soul-searching.
  • What do you call two people who carpool in a tiny Kia? Soul mates
  • Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul.
  • Apple has made a car that is pretty much an Apple badge Kia Soul. It is called the Ikea.
  • I heard Kia has been working with the devil... They've been selling their Souls.
  • Ever heard of the ginger who owns every Kia vehicle Everyone... except the soul
  • What's the only time KIAs can get in an accident? When Souls collide.
  • What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul.
  • Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls.
  • I think my neighbor is a d**.... He bought a bunch of Kia's. I think he is collecting Souls.
Soul joke, I think my neighbor is a d**.... He bought a bunch of Kia's.

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What funny jokes about soul you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean heaven jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make soul prank.

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Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.
One more..,
If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.

Blonde Thinks

A woman with green hair, a woman with red hair and a woman with blonde hair find mirror. A lady appears in the mirror and says, tell me something you think are true and you'll be rich. Tell me something that is not true and you die. The woman with green hair says: "I think I'm pretty." p**...! She's dead. The woman with red says: "I think I have a soul." p**...! She's dead. The woman with blonde hair says: "I think..." p**...! She's dead.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well...

A Dolphin meets the Buddha...

The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"

I got on the bus, sat down and noticed a beautiful blonde Chinese woman crying in the seat across from me...

I moved over and asked her why she was crying.
"I don't usually bare my soul to strangers," she said.
I replied that sometimes it was perfectly fine to tell your story to a perfect stranger. She nodded and said, "I just came out of my therapist session and he says there is no way to cure me."
I asked what exactly was her problem. She said, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys. You know, I do feel better. By the way, my name is Kim."
"Glad to meet you," I said. "My name is Bucky Goldstein."
Steve Wright

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?


Who did the dyslexic devil worshipper sell his soul to?


There was a dyslexic devil worshipor.

He sold his soul to santa

Once upon a time there was a man.

Today there are many

Hillary Clinton says to the Devil, "What happened? You promised me that I'd win the election?"

The Devil replies, "Yeah, and you promised me a soul."

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

If your soulmate dies before you meet them, do you get a backup soulmate?

"I meant questions about the midterm," my professor replied.

Why did the pc player cross the road?

To sell their soul to the devil for a graphics card.

A man has just died.

As his soul leaves his body and begins to float towards the clouds, he hears a loud, booming voice.
**"Come. Come towards the light, my son."**
And so he does.
Meanwhile, atop his cloud, God laughs, as another human hits his bug zapper.

I was depressed, after some soul searching I discovered I s**... indentify as Mistletoe..

I can't wait to hang myself on Christmas.

What's the difference between a nun praying in a church, and a nun in the bath?

The nun in the church has hope in her soul, the nun in the bath has soap in her hole

A man asked Satan...

"How can I become the best guitarist in the world?"
Satan answered, "Give me your soul."
The man was bewildered. "What if I gave you a dollar instead?"
Satan smiled. "Then I'll make you the best bass player in the world."

I did my good deed for the day

I was at the Walmart check-out and was behind an old lady in the queue.
Her bill came to $51.60 but when she counted out her change she only had just under $50.
She didn't want me to help her, bless her poor little soul, but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman m**... in a bubble bath?

Ones got a soul full of hope...

Bathroom Poetry

This little throne I call my own
I aim to keep it neat
So drain your soul, pee down the hole
And not upon the seat

Why does the dyslexic guy have to work every Christmas?

He sold his soul to Santa!

I'm very appalled by holocaust jokes.

They are of poor taste and aren't funny.
My own grandfather died in a concentration camp.
The poor fellow, god bless his soul, went to get some food and accidentally fell down from his watchtower.

What do you get when your lovers soul is permanently stuck in a sword?

A bae-blade

I have an old soul, the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child and the body of a stripper.

And that completes my basement collection of human body parts.

One of life's most soul crushing moments occurs every time that a song comes on the radio .....

And you think you are about to hear Under Pressure by Queen only to find out it's Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.

I'm the life and soul of my workplace

I work in a morgue

I cheated on my metaphysics exam.

I gazed into the soul of the guy next to me.

A lawyer was working in his office when Satan appeared. "I can make it so you win every case in your career and make huge piles of money. In exchange you will give me your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, your parent's souls, your grandparent's souls and the souls of all your friends!"

The lawyer thought it over for a moment and then asked, "What's the catch?"

You and your soulmate are like two parallel lines.

You have so much in common.
It's a shame you'll never meet.

A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool.

The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you live?'' Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the guy's house, the man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3 times before getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell and the guy's wife comes to the door. The man says, ''Hello, I've brought your husband home.'' The wife looks at the man and asks, ''Where's his wheel chair?''

A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.

The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''

There was this dyslexic who kept accidentally praying to his dog.

One day, he got so frustrated with it that he sold his soul to Santa.

Classical joke for Christmas period.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

Joe Biden says he's going to restore the soul of our nation...

...the McRib will now be available nationwide for the first time since 2012.

You can't take it with you

A wealthy man is on his deathbed. He tells his wife he thinks he has found a way to take his money with him when he dies. He asks her to put some money in a large suitcase and place it in the attic. When his soul leaves his body he'll grab the suitcase on his way to heaven. The wife obliges and does as asked and soon after the man dies.
A few months later the wife is cleaning out the attic and finds the suitcase. "s**... idiot" she says "I knew I should have put it in the basement."

What's the difference between a lady in a church and a lady in a bathtub?

One has a soul full of hope, the other has a hole full of soap.

(I saw this as a meme, but haven't found it on this sub yet so here it goes) Pixar's movies always have the same idea

What if x has feelings?
Toy Story: What if toys have feelings
Cars: What if cars have feelings
Inside Out: What if feelings have feelings
Soul: What if black people have feelings?

What does my heart, soul, bank balance and b**... all have in common?

They're empty and, my wife doesn't know yet.

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul.

Even if it's cold. Over ice. With a celery stalk. And v**...

A man asks his neighbour if it's ok to pet his dog

Yea he's a sweetheart, never bit a soul in his life, of course you can! Says the neighbour
The man pats the dog and the dog bites his hand

I thought you said your dog is a sweetheart and doesn't bite! Exclaims the man
The neighbour looks at him shrugging and says
Yes, but that's not my dog

Soul joke, A man asks his neighbour if it's ok to pet his dog

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The impact of these soul jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.