Sos Jokes
5 sos jokes and hilarious sos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild...
...simply misspell the SOS signal and some a**... will show up within minutes to correct you.
How do you like your SOs private parts?
Just like dendrites.
To trainees at boot camp in regards to their SOs: "If you left a big piece of cake on your kitchen table the day you joined the military...
would you expect it to be there when you got back?"
Hello!? 911! HELP! S.O.S!
**Boy *calls 911***
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Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
German Coast Guard
A Canadian ship is passing thru European waters. Suddenly, disaster strikes and they begin to take on water. The captain, in a panic, gets on his radio to send out an S.O.S. The only response he hears is the heavy accent of the German coast guard speaking broken English.
Captain: This is a Canadian merchant vessel requesting assistance!
Coast Guard: Yes, dis is za German coast guard. Vat is you emergency?
Captain: We are sinking, I repeat, we are sinking
Coast Guard: Good ya, Vat are you sinking about?
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