Sorting Jokes

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Funniest Sorting Short Jokes

Short sorting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sorting humour may include short sorted jokes also.

1. I used to be Christian.... Her: I used to be Christian.
   Him: It's all right, I don't really care for those sorts of things.
   Her; Thank god! It's so much better now that I'm Christine!
2. When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company
3. I just graduated with a degree in Egyptology. So now I am qualified to teach more students Egyptology. I'm beginning to think this is some sort of pyramid scheme.
4. My son is sort of like rapunzel But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down.
5. A Higgs-boson particle goes into a church. The vicar says, "We don't want your sort in here!"
   The Higgs-boson particle says
   "But you can't have mass without me!"
6. Everyone pees in the pool... But you do it once from the high dive and you're some sort of monster.
7. Americans are the best at solving Rubik's Cube They have a long history of sorting and separating colour
8. Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise it circles uranus looking for Klingons
9. My wife and I had a huge argument because she accidentally flooded the kitchen but we've sorted it now. It's all water under the fridge.
10. People think my room is a mess, but it's actually very organized Everything is sorted by date of last use. If I used it recently, it's on top of something.

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Sorting One Liners

Which sorting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sorting? I can suggest the ones about order and ranking.

1. What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
2. I've never met a full on jew They were all just sort of jew-ish
3. What sort of scientists does Soda Stream employ? Fizzyscists
4. myWoman = new Woman("Jenn", 32); "What, am I just some sort of object to you now!?"
5. I was sorting the sub by new. Nothing came up.
6. What's the worst part about sorting by new? The jokes
7. What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn? Stable WiFi.
8. Just sorted out the work rota for the zoo. The lion sweeps tonight.
9. What sort of deer disappears when you turn the light on? A shadoe
10. Everyone keeps saying I'm paranoid... This must be some sort of conspiracy...
11. What sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
12. a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything
13. What sort of key do you use to open a banana? A mon-key
14. What do you call a rock band that makes songs about sorting? OC/DC
15. What sort of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits

Sorting Hat Jokes

Here is a list of funny sorting hat jokes and even better sorting hat puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the waffle House
• Yo momma is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses.
• Yo mama is so fat... That the sorting hat put her in the waffle house!
• What did the Sorting Hat say to Basilisk? SLITHERIN!
• What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic? Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
• Yo Mama's so fat... The Sorting Hat sorted her into the House of Pancakes.

Ridiculous Sorting Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about sorting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean selection jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sorting pranks.