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26 sorted jokes and hilarious sorted puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sorted that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Sorted Short Jokes

Short sorted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sorted humour may include short sorting jokes also.

  1. I used to be Christian.... Her: I used to be Christian.
    Him: It's all right, I don't really care for those sorts of things.
    Her; Thank god! It's so much better now that I'm Christine!
  2. When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company
  3. I just graduated with a degree in Egyptology. So now I am qualified to teach more students Egyptology. I'm beginning to think this is some sort of pyramid scheme.
  4. My son is sort of like rapunzel But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down.
  5. A Higgs-boson particle goes into a church. The vicar says, "We don't want your sort in here!"
    The Higgs-boson particle says
    "But you can't have mass without me!"
  6. Everyone pees in the pool... But you do it once from the high dive and you're some sort of monster.
  7. Americans are the best at solving Rubik's Cube They have a long history of sorting and separating colour
  8. Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise it circles uranus looking for Klingons
  9. My wife and I had a huge argument because she accidentally flooded the kitchen but we've sorted it now. It's all water under the fridge.
  10. People think my room is a mess, but it's actually very organized Everything is sorted by date of last use. If I used it recently, it's on top of something.

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Sorted One Liners

Which sorted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sorted? I can suggest the ones about sorts and order.

  1. What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
  2. I've never met a full on jew They were all just sort of jew-ish
  3. What sort of scientists does Soda Stream employ? Fizzyscists
  4. myWoman = new Woman("Jenn", 32); "What, am I just some sort of object to you now!?"
  5. I was sorting the sub by new. Nothing came up.
  6. What's the worst part about sorting by new? The jokes
  7. What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn? Stable WiFi.
  8. Just sorted out the work rota for the zoo. The lion sweeps tonight.
  9. What sort of deer disappears when you turn the light on? A shadoe
  10. Everyone keeps saying I'm paranoid... This must be some sort of conspiracy...
  11. What sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
  12. a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything
  13. What sort of key do you use to open a banana? A mon-key
  14. What do you call a rock band that makes songs about sorting? OC/DC
  15. What sort of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits

Sorted joke, What sort of clothes do lawyers wear?

Happy Sorted Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about sorted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean organized jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sorted pranks.

"I'll do whatever I can for my constituents"

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor."
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and then said, "I have it sorted out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"
"We have no cellphone reception at all in our village."

My wife sorted out some clothes she no longer wears, I said what are you going to do with them? she replied give them to charity, I said why don't you just throw them away, she replied, there are a lot of starving women out there that will appreciate them.

I replied, anyone that fits into your clothes are definitely not starving.

Single airline stewardesses are very lucky...

for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes.

My Wife.

My wife sorted out some clothes she no longer wears, I said what are you going to do with them? she replied give them to charity, I said why don't you just throw them away, she replied, there are a lot of starving women out there that will appreciate them.
I replied, anyone that fits into your clothes are definitely not starving.

Politicians these days.

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
We have two big needs, said the village headman. First, we have a hospital but no doctor.
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?
We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.

A politician visited a small remote rural town and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

"We have two big needs," said the Town Mayor. "First, we have a clinic but no doctors."
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, "I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"
"We have no cell phone reception at all in our town.

Two clowns were eating a cannibal.

The first clown says, "I don't think we have this joke completely sorted out."

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

Sorted joke, Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?