The Best 14 Sorta Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sorta jokes. There are some sorta albeit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sorta damm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sorta Jokes and Puns
Its funny how we all sleep differently.
I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.
A man asks another "do you have a car?".
"Sorta", he replies.
"What do you mean?", asks the man.
"Well, it's my wife's car when she goes grocery shopping, it's my son's car when he goes to his girlfriend's, it's my daughter's car when she goes out at night and it's mine when it's out of gas!".
I heard the woman in the apartment next door having sex last night
She was moaning and groaning and they were thumping against the wall.
Turns out her mother had fallen and broken her hip and was hitting the wall with her cane for help.
Now I feel sorta bad for masturbating so many times.
Dicks and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi
I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same.
Cr
Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane?
It sorta crashed and burned, but I think its because the pilot wasn't very good.
I'd say it's unfair that kids born into antivax families have to grow up believing that kind of stupidity is okay...
...but that problem sorta solves itself after the first few years, doesn't it...?
What do you call a vegetable that's sorta cool?
Stephen Hawking
Anybody know some white people jokes?
I'm an avid racist and like to have plenty of denigrating jokes at the ready for any particular race. Sadly I know very few targeted at Caucasians, and the ones I do know make them look sorta good (rich, stable, part of ruling elite). Anybody know any jokes that poke fun at being white?
I made a joke once about jumping off a building
It sorta fell flat.
Prostitutes and slot machines are sorta alike...
They're fun to play with until they take all of your money
My girlfriend was telling me about how quarantine must be rough for beautiful people, since the people around them are finally realizing that they have no personality.
Jokingly, I laugh and say, "Yeah, it's been a ride awakening for me."
She sorta gives me the side eye, snorts, and says, "Why the hell did you think I was talking about you?"
You can explore sorta andrea reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sorta tad dad jokes. There are also sorta puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A man goes to see his accountant
A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.
The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?
The man: I'm a dentist.
A: okay, and are you married?
M: yes, i am!
A: okay, and what does your wife do for a living?
M: well, it's sorta hard to say...
A: okay, but i need this information to proceed. What does she do?
M: She sells seashells down by the seashore!!
Some people ask me why I'm not Daoist.
I just say, "It's sorta Laozi."
Yo mama jokes have been used thousands of times by thousands of people and are starting to get old
Sorta like yo mama
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sorta ber jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sorta slightly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.