Following is our collection of funny Sorta jokes. There are some sorta albeit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sorta damm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.
"Sorta", he replies.
"What do you mean?", asks the man.
"Well, it's my wife's car when she goes grocery shopping, it's my son's car when he goes to his girlfriend's, it's my daughter's car when she goes out at night and it's mine when it's out of gas!".
She was moaning and groaning and they were thumping against the wall.
Turns out her mother had fallen and broken her hip and was hitting the wall with her cane for help.
Now I feel sorta bad for masturbating so many times.
I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same.
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It sorta crashed and burned, but I think its because the pilot wasn't very good.
...but that problem sorta solves itself after the first few years, doesn't it...?
Stephen Hawking
I'm an avid racist and like to have plenty of denigrating jokes at the ready for any particular race. Sadly I know very few targeted at Caucasians, and the ones I do know make them look sorta good (rich, stable, part of ruling elite). Anybody know any jokes that poke fun at being white?
It sorta fell flat.
They're fun to play with until they take all of your money
Jokingly, I laugh and say, "Yeah, it's been a ride awakening for me."
She sorta gives me the side eye, snorts, and says, "Why the hell did you think I was talking about you?"
You can explore sorta andrea reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sorta tad dad jokes. There are also sorta puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.
The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?
The man: I'm a dentist.
A: okay, and are you married?
M: yes, i am!
A: okay, and what does your wife do for a living?
M: well, it's sorta hard to say...
A: okay, but i need this information to proceed. What does she do?
M: She sells seashells down by the seashore!!
I just say, "It's sorta Laozi."
Sorta like yo mama
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sorta ber jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sorta slightly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.