Sorta Jokes
21 sorta jokes and hilarious sorta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sorta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sorta Short Jokes
Short sorta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sorta humour may include short kinda jokes also.
- Its funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.
- Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane? It sorta crashed and burned, but I think its because the pilot wasn't very good.
- Prostitutes and slot machines are sorta alike... They're fun to play with until they take all of your money
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Sorta One Liners
Which sorta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sorta? I can suggest the ones about kinda bad and slightly.
- What do you call a vegetable that's sorta cool? Stephen Hawking
- I made a joke once about jumping off a building It sorta fell flat.
- People always ask me how I got into skydiving I sorta just fell into it
- Some people ask me why I'm not Daoist. I just say, "It's sorta Laozi."
- What do you call a person who kinda sorta looks like both male and female? Androgynish
- What do you call a plan you get when you are sorta high? A half-baked idea!
Uproarious Sorta Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about sorta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean partially jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sorta pranks.
A man asks another "do you have a car?".
"Sorta", he replies.
"What do you mean?", asks the man.
"Well, it's my wife's car when she goes grocery shopping, it's my son's car when he goes to his girlfriend's, it's my daughter's car when she goes out at night and it's mine when it's out of gas!".
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I heard the woman in the apartment next door having s**... last night
She was moaning and groaning and they were thumping against the wall.
Turns out her mother had fallen and broken her hip and was hitting the wall with her cane for help.
Now I feel sorta bad for m**... so many times.
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d**... and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi
I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same.
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My girlfriend was telling me about how quarantine must be rough for beautiful people, since the people around them are finally realizing that they have no personality.
Jokingly, I laugh and say, "Yeah, it's been a ride awakening for me."
She sorta gives me the side eye, snorts, and says, "Why the h**... did you think I was talking about you?"
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Yo mama jokes have been used thousands of times by thousands of people and are starting to get old
Sorta like yo mama
Dad and Dave were out plowing the fields one day when they took a break.
Dad says, "How come you left a patch over yonder there Dave?"
Dave replies, "Well dad, that there is sacred ground coz thats where I had my first one."
"Oh, your first one hey Dave?Ok. What about that other patch over yonder? Is that where you had your second one?"
"No", says Dave, "Thats where her momma was when I had my first one"
"Her Momma!? Jeez Dave, what did her momma say to that?"
Dave says, "Nothin much Dad, she just sorta stood there and went MOOOOOOO"
