Sorta Jokes
21 sorta jokes and hilarious sorta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sorta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sorta Short Jokes
Short sorta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sorta humour may include short kinda jokes also.
- Its funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.
- Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane? It sorta crashed and burned, but I think its because the pilot wasn't very good.
- I'd say it's unfair that kids born into antivax families have to grow up believing that kind of stupidity is okay... ...but that problem sorta solves itself after the first few years, doesn't it...?
- Prostitutes and slot machines are sorta alike... They're fun to play with until they take all of your money
- Yo mama jokes have been used thousands of times by thousands of people and are starting to get old Sorta like yo mama
- d**... and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same.
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Sorta One Liners
Which sorta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sorta? I can suggest the ones about kinda bad and slightly.
- What do you call a vegetable that's sorta cool? Stephen Hawking
- I made a joke once about jumping off a building It sorta fell flat.
- People always ask me how I got into skydiving I sorta just fell into it
- Some people ask me why I'm not Daoist. I just say, "It's sorta Laozi."
- What do you call a person who kinda sorta looks like both male and female? Androgynish
- What do you call a plan you get when you are sorta high? A half-baked idea!
Uproarious Sorta Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about sorta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean partially jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sorta pranks.
A man asks another "do you have a car?".
"Sorta", he replies.
"What do you mean?", asks the man.
"Well, it's my wife's car when she goes grocery shopping, it's my son's car when he goes to his girlfriend's, it's my daughter's car when she goes out at night and it's mine when it's out of gas!".
I heard the woman in the apartment next door having s**... last night
She was moaning and groaning and they were thumping against the wall.
Turns out her mother had fallen and broken her hip and was hitting the wall with her cane for help.
Now I feel sorta bad for m**... so many times.
Anybody know some white people jokes?
I'm an avid racist and like to have plenty of denigrating jokes at the ready for any particular race. Sadly I know very few targeted at Caucasians, and the ones I do know make them look sorta good (rich, stable, part of ruling elite). Anybody know any jokes that poke fun at being white?
My girlfriend was telling me about how quarantine must be rough for beautiful people, since the people around them are finally realizing that they have no personality.
Jokingly, I laugh and say, "Yeah, it's been a ride awakening for me."
She sorta gives me the side eye, snorts, and says, "Why the h**... did you think I was talking about you?"
A man goes to see his accountant
A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.
The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?
The man: I'm a dentist.
A: okay, and are you married?
M: yes, i am!
A: okay, and what does your wife do for a living?
M: well, it's sorta hard to say...
A: okay, but i need this information to proceed. What does she do?
M: She sells seashells down by the seashore!!
