Sorrows Jokes
20 sorrows jokes and hilarious sorrows puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sorrows that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sorrows Short Jokes
Short sorrows jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sorrows humour may include short sadness jokes also.
- A man goes to drown his sorrows after losing a trial. He exclaims, "All lawyers are scumbags!" The man next to him says, "I take issue with that."
"Why, are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm a scumbag." - As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear. Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow.
- I'm so upset about Kavanaughs confirmation... I'm going to drown my sorrows with a game of the devil's triangle.
- Life is like mathematics. You add your friends, subtract your enemies, divide your sorrows, and you multiply your joys.
- Some people go to the gym to get big Who needs that when I can just carry the weight of my burdens and sorrows all day
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Sorrows One Liners
Which sorrows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sorrows? I can suggest the ones about pains and suffering.
- I have often wanted to drown my sorrows... I just can't convince my wife to go swimming.
- I'd like to drown my sorrows. But I can't convince my wife to go swimming.
- I'd like to drown my sorrows but my missus doesn't go near water.
- Our cat is always full of sorrow. It's a Sighermese cat.
- An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow.
- Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it.
- Rain is really nice it hides away all your sorrows
- I tried to drown my sorrows But the b**... learned how to swim.
- I spent a solid two hours tonight drowning my sorrows. Never give a stripper p**...
Rib-Tickling Sorrows Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about sorrows you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tears jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sorrows pranks.
Two men are drinking away their sorrows...
In a bar high above the city when one says to the other "I think I want to kill myself." They other guy says "You know what? Me too. Let's do it." They walk over to the window and both jump out.
A few minutes later the second guy walks in the door and sits back down at the bar. The bartender says:"You sure are a mean drunk, Superman."
We love Alcohol so much...
If something good happens, we drink to celebrate it.
If something bad happens, we drink to forget it and drown our sorrows.
If nothing happens, we drink to make things happen.
We need to do something about this problem my fellow friends, Please can we meet for a drink and discuss this?
A man comes home from a sermon one day and picks up and carries his wife.
He then proceeds to carry her around the house.
The wife asks, "Did they say something about being romantic?"
The husband replies, "No, they said that we must carry our sorrows and burdens."
A guy with a lazy eye is sitting at a bar...
drinking his sorrows away. The bartender notices the man is upset and asks, "What's wrong buddy?"
The guy says, "Well my wife left me, she thought I was seeing someone on the side."
What did the pirate say when he turned 81?
Nothing. He stood alone and sobbed uncontrollably, wishing that he could exchange all of his loot to get back the family and friends who all died long before him.
Unable to bear his sorrows for another lonely year, the old pirate kicked the stool out from underneath himself and smiled for the first time in years. He would see them again soon.