The Best 26 Sorority Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sorority jokes. There are some sorority fraternal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sorority sorority girl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sorority Jokes and Puns
Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?
Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains
Know what goes by really fast?
A drunk sorority girl.
How many sorority members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
8...1 to screw it in, 2 to take pictures and 5 to make t-shirts for the event.
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Why do sorority girls always travel in groups of 3?
Because they can't even.
Why did the sorority girl wear underwear?
To keep her ankles warm.
What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?
A full set of teeth
What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?
They have to go through the glazing.
I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
What do you call an all black sorority?
A minority
What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?
A round of applause
...because they all have the clap.
What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?
Basic Training
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Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?
Because they can't even.
How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
[NSFW] I was seeing a girl once, five actually...
Then the sorority started looking into the strange sounds in the attic.
What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka?
A sorority.
What do you call a group of sorority girls?
A whorde.
How do you get a sorority girl to go down on you?
Dip it in ranch.
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house.
Police are looking into it.
And are preparing a probing investigation.
What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A circus is a cunning array of stunts...
How do you start a rave in a sorority house?
Tape a box of Uggs to the roof.
Sorority
How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
12. One to hold the ladder, one to screw in the light bulb, and ten to make the t-shirt.
What sorority did Black Betty pledge?
Lambda Lambda
I moved next to a nude beach, but there were mostly men there every time I visited. I considered moving again. Then, about week ago, a sorority moved into the neighborhood!
Things are finally looking up.
What's the difference between a circus and a sorority?
The circus features a variety of Cunning Stunts ...
Why do sorority girls always travel in odd numbers?
Because they can't even.
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
10
One to change the bulb and nine to make t shirts for the event.
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