The Best 12 Sores Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sores jokes. There are some sores sore jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sores sore throat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sores Jokes and Puns

Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores

Thanks a lot, Herpules

Was offered a bowl of dinosaurs to eat from my toddler.

"No thanks! I'm allergic to dinosaurs, they make me break out in Dino sores"

Audible groan and required "I hate you" from their babysitter.

There once was an old mystic

He was too poor to afford shoes, so he often had sores on his feet, and since he was old, he could easily break his bones if he was not careful. He also had a very bad diet, so his breath smelt terrible.

I guess you could say he was a....

**Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed with Halitosis**

Sores joke, There once was an old mystic

Florida man contracts herpes while checking his birthday prostitute's mouth for sores

As meemum used to say, "you shouldn't look gift whores in the mouth"

I don't use condoms.

They irritate my sores.


Did you hear about the new operating system for people with herpes?

It's all open sores.

In the US, the number one cause of cold sores is...

Women hiding the fact they have herpes

Sores joke, In the US, the number one cause of cold sores is...

What do you get when you give a computer programmer an aggressive dermal viral infection?

Open sores.

I don't wear condoms....

they irritate my sores.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

A leper walks into a restaurant

He sits down to have dinner. His oozing sores and appearance make him nervous. He later notices a woman look at him and throw up. He walks over to apologize for his appearance ruining her dinner. She says "oh, it's not you. It's the guy behind you dipping his shrimp in your neck."

You can explore sores scars reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sores nausea dad jokes. There are also sores puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Basic Foods

My girlfriend has been getting canker sores, so she went to the doctor. The doctor said," Have you been eating many acidic foods lately?" She said," Yes I've been eating a fair amount of tangerines everyday." The doctor replied," I recommend more basic foods in your diet. Try to have at least one Pumpkin Spice Latte a day."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sores ointment jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sores cancerous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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