Sores Jokes
9 sores jokes and hilarious sores puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sores that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores
Thanks a lot, Herpules
Was offered a bowl of dinosaurs to eat from my toddler.
"No thanks! I'm allergic to dinosaurs, they make me break out in Dino sores"
Audible groan and required "I hate you" from their babysitter.
There once was an old mystic
He was too poor to afford shoes, so he often had sores on his feet, and since he was old, he could easily break his bones if he was not careful. He also had a very bad diet, so his breath smelt terrible.
I guess you could say he was a....
**Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed with Halitosis**
Florida man contracts h**... while checking his birthday p**...'s mouth for sores
As meemum used to say, "you shouldn't look gift w**... in the mouth"
I don't use condoms.
They irritate my sores.
Did you hear about the new operating system for people with h**...?
It's all open sores.
In the US, the number one cause of cold sores is...
Women hiding the fact they have h**...
What do you get when you give a computer programmer an aggressive dermal viral infection?
Open sores.
I don't wear condoms....
they irritate my sores.
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