Sore Throat Jokes
61 sore throat jokes and hilarious sore throat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sore throat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sore Throat Short Jokes
Short sore throat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sore throat humour may include short throat sore jokes also.
- What do you call a movie about Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly get sore throats? Strep Brothers
- A man has a sore t**... and goes to the doctor... Doctor: "Your tonsils gotta come out."
Patient: "I want a second opinion!"
Doctor: "Okay, I don't like your haircut." - I took ivermectin for a sore t**... Because my doctor said only take it if I'm a little horse.
- Did you hear about the pony with a sore t**...? He was diagnosed a little horse.
Thank you.... you're a great crowd. - So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, "Hey, how's the sore t**...?"
The centaur replies, "My t**... isn't horse but my legs are." - Steve Bannon called in sick today "Sore t**...? "Kellyanne Asked.
Bannon replied: "It's Mein Cough" - A man goes to the doctor with a sore t**.... "Doctor, I feel like a pony!"
"Don't worry," says the doctors, "it sounds to me like you're just a little hoarse" - Sadie and Myrtle are chatting over coffee. Sadie: Oy, I have a sore t**....
Myrtle: Whenever I get a sore t**..., I s**... on a lifesaver.
Sadie: Easy for you, you live near the beach. - What is s**... like? s**... is like a rollercoaster. There are ups and downs, twists and turns... and someone's t**... is always sore afterwards
- My t**... has been sore ever since I ate that tin of beef. I think it felt a little horse. Thank you. Tip your waitress.
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Sore Throat One Liners
Which sore throat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sore throat? I can suggest the ones about sore and mouth throat.
- It hurts me to say this... I have a sore t**...
- It's hurts for me to say this... But I have a sore t**....
- What do you call a pony with a sore t**...? A little hoarse
- I saw a pink bird with a sore t**.... Must have been a phlegmingo.
- Did you hear about the pony with the sore t**...? He was a little hoarse
- Q: What did the pony say when he had a sore t**...?
A: Sorry, I'm a little horse. - Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore t**...? Because they always get a little hoarse
- What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot? An oompa loompa with a sore t**....
- A friend of mine died from a sore t**...... ... Th**e**y hung him!
- What do you call a vegetable with a sore t**...? A horse radish.
- What do you call equine p**... with sore throats? Hoarse horse w**...
- What do you call a berry with a sore t**...? A raspberry!
- What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore t**...
- If a giraffe had a sore t**..., how many lozenges would it need to make it better?
- What does a sore t**... and a pony have in common They're both a little horse
Giggle-Inducing Sore Throat Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about sore throat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sore back jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sore throat pranks.
What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore t**.
..? "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"
Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore t**... and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
The gift.
Knowing that the minister had a very sore t**..., an elderly woman presented him with a bottle of cherry brandy.
"This is quite soothing, the woman said, "but please don't tell anyone I gave you liquor. Everyone thinks I am teetotaler."
"I understand," replied the good man.
When the church magazine came out a few days later, the congregant skimmed the "With Appreciation" column. There she read: "The minister extends his thanks to Mrs. Alice Rodgers for her gift of fruit and the spirit in which it was given."
I had a doctor's appointment for a sore t**..., but my car broke down on the way there. I walked the rest of the way and told her what happened.
She said, "Say AAA..."
A doctor goes to confession...
"Forgive me father for I have sinned."
The priest replies, "Tell me your sins my child."
The doctor says, "I slept with five of my patients. I know it was wrong, not mention unethical. Since it happened, I've barely been able to sleep and I have no appetite. I feel so guilty."
The priest consoles him saying, "You must learn to forgive yourself."
The man replies, "But how can I? How can I return from this sin?"
The priest says, "You're not the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you won't be last."
The man nods in consent while the priest absolves him. As they exit the confessional, the priest looks at the doctor and says, "I hate to ask, but seeing as you're a doctor, do you think that you could take a look at my t**..., it's been sore for days."
The man replies, "I'd love to father, but I'm not that type of doctor. I'm a veterinarian."
The sore t**...
Carl, a young man, woke up and suffered from an awful sore t**... and all but lost his voice. The small town's doctor operated out of his own home, so Carl made his way over, scratching at his sore t**....
Dr. Wendell's wife answered the door, "Yes?"
Carl, in a very quiet, breathy voice replied, "Is the doctor in?"
Mrs. Wendell replied in the same whispering tone, "No.... come on in!"
*-Groucho Marx*
A man goes to the doctor for a sore t**.....
The doc looks into his t**..., makes his diagnosis;
doc: " Looks like you have strep. Have you taken penicillin before?"
man: " Yes I have".
doc: " Alright."
The doctor's nurse gives the man penicillin and within minutes, he starts convulsing, having a full body rash and trouble breathing. The doctor runs back into the room and yells at the man
doc: " I ASKED YOU IF YOU'D TAKEN PENICILLIN BEFORE?"
The man replies in a muffled voice: "Yea, and the same thing happened last time too"
What does Gregor Samsa take when he has a sore t**...?
A Kafka drop.
Where would you find Harry Potter if he had a sore t**...?
The Chamber of Sucrets
A man walks into the Doctor's
"Doctor, Doctor! I've got a sore t**...."
The doctor goes,
"I know how to fix this, stand by the window and stick your tongue out."
The man complies and stands by the window for a good 5 to 10 minutes sticking his tongue out before he can't stand it anymore.
"Doctor, this seems ridiculous, are you sure it's going to help my sore t**...?"
"No, I just don't like the man across the road."
A portrait painter is on his death bed when he asks his son to come close..
He says "Son, I'm dying. So listen closely." He sneezes on the boy's face. "I have a skin rash, dry cough, pink eye, diarrhea, headache, koplik's spots, sensitivity to light, sore t**..., and/or swollen lymph nodes." Then he coughs on the boy's mouth. "So I want you to make sure that your brother gets m'brushes." As he says this he spits in the boy's eye. "Make sure your sister gets m'paintings." He convulses, spilling his bed pan over the boy's chest, before speaking his last words, "I want you to get m'easels."
Inspector in a hospital is interviewing a room full of patients
He asks the first one
- What are you in here with?
- Gonorrhea
- How are they treating you?
- Swab it with iodine
- Any questions or complaints?
- No
So he moves to the next one
- What are you in here with?
- Hemorhoids
- How are they treating you?
- Swab it with iodine
- Any questions or complaints?
- No
He moves to the next one
- What are you in here with?
- Sore t**...
- How are they treating you?
- Swab it with iodine
- Any questions or complaints?
- Yes. Tell them to either change the swab or to swab me first.
A man got a sore t**... and goes to a doctor's house
He knocks on the door and the doctor's wife opens the door "is the doctor home?" He asks whispering because of his t**.... The wife looks outside, sees no one and whispers "No, he's not. Come in".
I hate having a sore t**......
It's a real pain in the neck
The mongrel had a sore t**.....
He was a little bit Husky.
Sick Joke
You know that rinsing your mouth out with mouth wash actually helps with a sore t**...? You know how I know that...?
I Gurgled it...
So I ate a dictionary last night.
This morning I have thesaurus sore t**... ever.....
Worried due to her husband's bad cold and sore t**...,...
...his wife advises him, "Why don't you go across the street? The doctor who lives there might help you."
The husband, due to the pain in his t**..., whispers, "It's 10 in the night. Won't he be irritated?"
The wife replies, "He might be, but he might also help. Go on and ask him."
The husband reluctantly goes to the doctor's house and rings the doorbell. When the doctor's wife opens the door, he whispers, "Is the doctor in?"
The wife smiles and whispers back, "No, he isn't. Come on in."
BJ for Sore t**...
"You don't look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.
"You're right," said Bambi. "I feel like I'm coming down with something. My t**... really hurts."
Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore t**... I give my husband o**... s**... and the next day I feel great."
Bambi carefully considered this. The next day Barbie noticed that Bambi looked better.
"You look much better today. Did you take my suggestion?"
Bambi replied, "I sure did. It worked great. And your husband just couldn't believe that it was your idea!"
A group of horses was making fun of a miniature horse who sounded weird because he had a sore t**....
One of the horses felt bad for the little guy, and said to his friends, "Leave him alone, he's just a little hoarse."
Got accosted by a bunch of guys proclaiming the end is nigh…
First one was positive for covid, the second one had laryngitis, next one a s**...'s cough and the last one had a sore t**...…
I think they were the Four hoarse men of the apocalypse.
