The Best 5 Sorceress Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sorceress jokes. There are some sorceress magician jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sorceress barker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sorceress Jokes and Puns

I met a sorceress in the desert once

She told me I could have all the churned dairy products and preserved fruit I could ever want, but first I had to marry her and sign a legally binding agreement that she would get it all back if we ever got divorced

Until that day I'd never believed the legends of the prenup butter and jelly sand witch

What do you call a middle eastern sorceress?

A sandwitch

I was robbed by a sorceress

Went down to the police station too see a lineup but I couldnt tell which was witch

I once met a dinosaur who was also a sorceress...

She put me in a tyrannosaurus hex.

If a sorceress from the desert and an enchantress from the beach both hugged a magus from a badlands...

...would it be a sand witch sandwich?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sorceress nomadic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sorceress wizarding piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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