The Best 11 Sorbet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sorbet jokes. There are some sorbet slurpee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sorbet baskin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Sorbet Jokes and Puns

What dessert best describes your girlfriend after a workout?


In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon...

Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).

Both were denied.

This is actually true.

What's the difference between Ice Cream and Sorbet?

About $3

What do you get when you throw ice cream at your girlfriend really hard?

A sorbet

Donald and Melania Trump walk into a restaurant

They sit at a table and peruse the menu, and the waiter comes over.

Good afternoon, can I take your order please?

Can I have the chocolate fudge dessert, and Melania will have the sorbet

Just desserts Mr President?

Yes, Just Desserts

My Girlfriend Just Got Her Wisdom Teeth Out

She was telling me that her face was sore, so I told her she was a *"sore-bae*, get it? Sorbet?". And then she turned around in bed and wouldn't talk to me.

What was Prince's favorite dessert?

Raspberry Sorbet

What do you call it when 200 pounds of dessert consisting of frozen fruit juice or flavored water and sugar falls on your girlfriend?


My girlfriend requested we got some ice cream after a rough sex session

Because she was feeling a sorbet


My wife asked me if we could make this new sorbet recipe she found on Pinterest, I turned to her and replied "I already know how to make a sore bae"

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?


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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sorbet popsicle puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sorbet sherbert piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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