The Best 9 Sopranos Jokes

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Sopranos jokes! Whether you’re a fan of the show or not, these jokes are sure to get you laughing.

Top 10 Funniest Sopranos Jokes and Puns

My favorite joke from The Sopranos

A man comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "What? Do you expect me to spread my legs for you now?" says the wife. The husband replies, "honey, I love you, but i think a vase will work just fine."

Credit to Uncle Jun.

A Chinese man goes to see an eye doctor (Racist)

After the examination, the doctor says "You have a cataract."

The Chinese guy replies, "No, I have a Rincoln Continentar."

Courtesy of Junior in the Sopranos

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Six - one to try and reach the socket, and the other five to stand around saying that its too high for her.

Racist joke I heard from The Sopranos

A Chinese man walks into the eye doctors

The doctor said I know why you have trouble seeing, you have a cataract.

The Chinese man said No, I drive a Lincoln.

If your nose runs and your feet smell...

You might be upside down.

Heard from "The Sopranos"


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The Altos

A Chinaman visits an optometrist

A chinaman goes to see an optometrist because he is having trouble seeing.

Optometrist: "You have a catarac"

Chinaman: "No, I have a rincorn continenar"

Credit to Junior from The Sopranos... and yes I know the spelling is off, but it sounds better when I read it like this.

Sopranos joke, A Chinaman visits an optometrist

I always see gay guys looking at the birds in the local pet store. I wondered why, but then I realized...

...hey, I'm sure they'd love a cockatoo.
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(I just made this joke up after watching 15 episodes of The Sopranos and thinking in the New Jersey Italian-American, whatever you want to call it, accent.)

How many sopranos does it take to fix a light bulb?

One. She holds the light bulb, then the world revolves around her!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sopranos hbo puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sopranos peni piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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