Soprano Jokes
8 soprano jokes and hilarious soprano puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about soprano that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article provides a collection of humorous jokes related to the world of sopranos, from junior sopranos to mezzo sopranos and tenor, to the reggae style of soprano music and even the famed Hasselhoff. Whether you're a fan of the show, or just a fan of puns, this is sure to bring a laugh.
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Uproarious Soprano Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What is a good soprano joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's the difference between a soprano and a porsche?
Most musicians have never been inside a porsche
Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?
It made it easier to deal with high C's
Was tuning the piano with my sister and I said...
This reminds me of the Soprano section in our school choir.
To which she responds, "How do you know if a Soprano is at the door?"
("IDK, How")
"She doesn't have the key and doesn't know when to come in."
There was a pirate who wanted to become a soprano singer.
Despite dedication and practice, they had to be honest with themselves;
They would never be able to reach the high C's.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six - one to try and reach the socket, and the other five to stand around saying that its too high for her.
Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade?
Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
You hear the one about the Chinese wiseguy?
He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Courtesy of Corrado (Junior) Soprano - *'The Sopranos'*
A soprano and an alto are performing a duet.
After the performance, they meet up to talk about how they did.
After some time, they come to a conclusion that they weren't on the same wavelength.
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