The Best 9 Soprano Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soprano jokes. There are some soprano junior jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soprano tony soprano puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soprano Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a soprano and a porsche?

Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Was tuning the piano with my sister and I said...

This reminds me of the Soprano section in our school choir.

To which she responds, "How do you know if a Soprano is at the door?"

("IDK, How")

"She doesn't have the key and doesn't know when to come in."

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Six - one to try and reach the socket, and the other five to stand around saying that its too high for her.

Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade?

Bought a bing. Bought a boom.


You hear the one about the Chinese wiseguy?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

Courtesy of Corrado (Junior) Soprano - *'The Sopranos'*

A soprano and an alto are performing a duet.

After the performance, they meet up to talk about how they did.

After some time, they come to a conclusion that they weren't on the same wavelength.

How many sopranos does it take to fix a light bulb?

One. She holds the light bulb, then the world revolves around her!

Three soprano thugs confront a maestro in a dark alley...

The maestro holds his hands up and exclaims "I don't want any treble!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soprano goer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soprano junior soprano piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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