Sophie Jokes
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Sophie asks a taxi driver:
"How much does it cost to take me to the airport?"
\- 250 bucks
"What if we take my husband too?"
\- Same 250 bucks.
Sophie turns to her Husband:
"Haven't I told you, you are actually worthless."
Don't knock threesomes.
Having a t**... is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.
2 out of 15
MY friend Sophie said to me recently:
"Did you know 2 out of 15 families live next door to a p**...?"
I replied in shock:
"oh that's actually quite worrying... That isn't the case with me though; I live next to two smoking hot 10 year old's"
Ah,school stuff
Teacher: Do you know the answer to question *B*?
Student: No.
Teacher: You need to spend more time studying.
Student: Well, do you know Sophie?
Teacher: No, why?
Student: **You need to spend more time with your husband.**
What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones?
Luftsansa
Sophie walks into the church wearing a very low cut blouse.
The parish priest went up to her " you must not enter the house of God unless properly dressed"
" Oh, but I have a divine right"
"You also have a divine left" sighed the clergyman,"but I still have to insist that you should cover up"
I was picking up my sister from pre school when a teacher asked me:
"Are you the father of Sophie?" He did not expect me to answer: "No, just her boyfriend".
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