The Best 7 Sophie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sophie jokes. There are some sophie patio jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sophie alter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sophie Jokes and Puns

Sophie asks a taxi driver:

"How much does it cost to take me to the airport?"

\- 250 bucks

"What if we take my husband too?"

\- Same 250 bucks.

Sophie turns to her Husband:

"Haven't I told you, you are actually worthless."

2 out of 15

MY friend Sophie said to me recently:

"Did you know 2 out of 15 families live next door to a paedophile?"

I replied in shock:

"oh that's actually quite worrying... That isn't the case with me though; I live next to two smoking hot 10 year old's"

Ah,school stuff

Teacher: Do you know the answer to question *B*?
Student: No.
Teacher: You need to spend more time studying.
Student: Well, do you know Sophie?
Teacher: No, why?
Student: **You need to spend more time with your husband.**

What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones?

Luftsansa

Sophie walks into the church wearing a very low cut blouse.

The parish priest went up to her " you must not enter the house of God unless properly dressed"
" Oh, but I have a divine right"
"You also have a divine left" sighed the clergyman,"but I still have to insist that you should cover up"


I was picking up my sister from pre school when a teacher asked me:

"Are you the father of Sophie?" He did not expect me to answer: "No, just her boyfriend".

Sophie turner (sansa stark) in brother in law's wedding

Aunties in Indian wedding can be more brutal than Frey's in Red Wedding.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sophie ellie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sophie ellis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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