Soph Jokes
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Sophie asks a taxi driver:
"How much does it cost to take me to the airport?"
\- 250 bucks
"What if we take my husband too?"
\- Same 250 bucks.
Sophie turns to her Husband:
"Haven't I told you, you are actually worthless."
Don't knock threesomes.
Having a t**... is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.
Sophie walks into the church wearing a very low cut blouse.
The parish priest went up to her " you must not enter the house of God unless properly dressed"
" Oh, but I have a divine right"
"You also have a divine left" sighed the clergyman,"but I still have to insist that you should cover up"
What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?
"That was very amoosing"
Sometimes I use sophisticated words without knowing their meaning
just because they sound reciprocal
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