The Best 4 Soot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soot jokes. There are some soot chimney jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soot extinguish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soot Jokes and Puns

I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls.

But these are just miner details.

An Irish man is pulled from a burning bar..

He is completely covered in soot and smells strongly of smoke.
When asked about how the fire started the man says "damned if I know, the place was in blazes when I got 'ere!"

What's the least soothing thing when you've been put on hold?

Soothing music.

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soot wagons jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soot smog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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