The Best 47 Sony Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sony jokes. There are some sony gangland jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sony sega puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sony Jokes and Puns

What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?

Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.

What is large, black, and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation 3

Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Sony joke, Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY?

Asian stereotypes:

Samsung, Sony, Sanyo.

Did you hear why Sony pulled The Interview?

They were afraid it was going to bomb


How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

Why did Sony pull "The Interview" ?

They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters

Sony joke, Why did Sony pull "The Interview" ?

I recently submitted my resume to Sony

But they canceled the interview

I just got a callback regarding a job opportunity with Sony.

They canceled my interview.

I almost got a job with Sony but the interview was cancelled

Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info.

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There's only one stereotype I like

Sony.

A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project

For a class project, a college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

Stereo types exist for a reason.

Because not everyone wants a Sony.

Xperia M2 dual

my sony xperia m2, hanging so much after updating this new year, even when using facebook and making a call, any one faced this problem

Sony joke, Xperia M2 dual

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack.

He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters


Backwards Compatibility.

People hated on the new console generation because they weren't backwards compatible, the Internet practically crucified Sony and Microsoft. But really people have always been like this.

Did you see what they did to that Jesus guy when he announced Christianity was no longer backwards compatible with Judaism?

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

..Trump said "Buy american, Hire american"

Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland*

he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*

On the eighth day God said:

-Widescreen is the best for humanity. Sony 16:9.

How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb?

I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.

E3 2017

Xbox: We have a new console with tons of good specs, VR support, and a badass name.

Sony: We have Kojima, God of War, Crash Bandicoot, and Spider-Man

Nintendo: We have plumbers and bunnies.

Sony have released a new camcorder

It was panned by the critics

My favorite stereo-types I know are asian ones.

Sony, Toshiba, Samsung, etc

Autocorrect often makes me write things I don't Nintendo

But Sony if I'm not careful

Sony. JVC. Panasonic...

there's just too many stereo types.

What is the difference between a game console and a butchery?

One is a Sony Playstation and the other is a pony slaystation.

Here's proof why Sony won't make a "PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale 2"

It's a "Cross Platform Fighter".

How long did it take Sony to release cross-platform play?

About a Fortnite

Sony came up with a game software that switches between games in your library when it sees you are losing interest in the one you are playing

It's a game changer.

Has any product design ever screamed "ugh we have to make one with a disc drive" as loudly as the PS5

The PS5’s design looks like it’ll be a skyscraper in Shanghai next year.

It looks like a router, but I dig it.

The p in PS5 stands for panini.

PlayStation 5 joke

It looks like it's being squeezed to me. Like it's being forced into a dress a few sizes too small.

PS5 pope joke

Whoever made this going to hell and I’m going with you !

Sony created two new stereos.

One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.

Those are two stereo types.

What are some good Asian stereo types?

I like Sony and Yamaha.

What's your favorite asian stereo type?

Personally, I love sony sound system with surround sound.

I believe in stereotypes.

Phillips, Sony, Samsung, the list goes on and on!

Technics, Pioneer, Sony, Panasonic

Sorry - I shouldn't make jokes about stereotypes

What cat was made by Sony?

The PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS5

When I was young, I thought rich people bought Bose products and the rest of us had to settle for Sony.

Turns out β€” that was just a stereotype.

What's a decent Asian Stereotype?

I preffer Sony and Panasonic! What about you?

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