Sonny Jokes
23 sonny jokes and hilarious sonny puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sonny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sonny Short Jokes
Short sonny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sonny humour may include short sunny jokes also.
- When I was 10 years old, my dad sat me down and said "You know sonny when the going gets tough, the tough get going." And then he left.
- Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked. He replies "I've got U babe"
- So an old-timer goes out for breakfast... And the young whippersnapper of a waiter asks "What will you have, Sir?"
"Bacon my day, sonny!"
[Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works] - Grandad: hey Sonny, what's the name of that German? Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer
- Grandma asks her grandson: "Sonny, for the love of God I can't remember what's the name of that German fellow who keeps hiding stuff around the house?"
"It's Alzheimer, grandma. It's Alzheimer." - I asked my wife what the weather was going to be tomorrow... She said, "It's going to be 54° and Sonny"
I said, "Sweet! Thanks for Chering!"
She said, "No problem, *I got you babe!*" - Sonny and Cher's son arrested for prostitution. His lawyer claims he was doing it Pro Bono.
- What's the difference between Sonny the Cuckoo Bird and a Hawaiian m**... addict? Ones cuckoo for coco puffs and the other goes cuckoo for coconuts
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Sonny One Liners
Which sonny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sonny? I can suggest the ones about sunshine and sunny day.
- Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book... But Cher can.
- -Sonny, it's time to tell you the truth... -Am I adopted ?
-No. You're a daughter - What's Queen Jocasta's favorite juice-based beverage? Sonny D
- What's an incestuous mother's favourite drink? Sonny-D
- What did Sonny Crockett say to Lorena Bobbitt? "Please don't cut Don's Johnson off"
- What do stoners and Sonny Bono have in common? They both hit the trees hard.
- What do Sonny Bono and Red Dead Redemption 2 have in common? A tree is your worst enemy.
- Why is Philadelphia Cher's favorite city to perform in? Because it's always Sonny!
- Breaking new: Sonny Bono was actually murdered The tree was planted
Howlingly Hilarious Sonny Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about sonny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tony jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sonny pranks.
A highway patrolman pulls over an elderly woman for speeding.
"Ma'am," he tells her, "I clocked you doing 72 MPH. The speed limit on this road is 55."
"But, Officer, the sign back there said it was 75!"
"No, Ma'am, that wasn't a speed limit sign, that was the route sign. You're on State Highway 75. I'm sorry for your confusion, but I still have to write you a ticket."
"Oh, that's okay, Sonny; I understand. I'm just glad I didn't run across you back there on Route 135."
An old man was walking down the street one day when he observed a small boy struggling to reach the doorbell at one of the houses.
The kindly old man said to the boy, Can I help you with that sonny?
At which point he smiled, placed a comforting hand on the boy's shoulder whilst pressing the doorbell firmly with his other hand.
There , said the old man, as he stepped back from the door. Now what do we do young man?
We run like h**... mister , the boy replied.
