The Best 15 Sonny Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sonny jokes. There are some sonny son jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sonny sonny bono puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sonny Jokes and Puns

When I was 10 years old, my dad sat me down and said "You know sonny when the going gets tough, the tough get going."

And then he left.

A highway patrolman pulls over an elderly woman for speeding.

"Ma'am," he tells her, "I clocked you doing 72 MPH. The speed limit on this road is 55."

"But, Officer, the sign back there said it was 75!"

"No, Ma'am, that wasn't a speed limit sign, that was the route sign. You're on State Highway 75. I'm sorry for your confusion, but I still have to write you a ticket."

"Oh, that's okay, Sonny; I understand. I'm just glad I didn't run across you back there on Route 135."

Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked.

He replies "I've got U babe"

Sonny joke, Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he pic

So an old-timer goes out for breakfast...

And the young whippersnapper of a waiter asks "What will you have, Sir?"

"Bacon my day, sonny!"

[Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works]

An old man was walking down the street one day when he observed a small boy struggling to reach the doorbell at one of the houses.

The kindly old man said to the boy, Can I help you with that sonny?

At which point he smiled, placed a comforting hand on the boy's shoulder whilst pressing the doorbell firmly with his other hand.

There , said the old man, as he stepped back from the door. Now what do we do young man?

We run like hell mister , the boy replied.


Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book...

But Cher can.

-Sonny, it's time to tell you the truth...

-Am I adopted ?
-No. You're a daughter

Sonny joke, -Sonny, it's time to tell you the truth...

What's Queen Jocasta's favorite juice-based beverage?

Sonny D

Grandad: hey Sonny, what's the name of that German?

Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer

Grandma asks her grandson:

"Sonny, for the love of God I can't remember what's the name of that German fellow who keeps hiding stuff around the house?"

"It's Alzheimer, grandma. It's Alzheimer."

What do stoners and Sonny Bono have in common?

They both hit the trees hard.

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What do Sonny Bono and Red Dead Redemption 2 have in common?

A tree is your worst enemy.

What did Sonny Crockett say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"Please don't cut Don's Johnson off"

I asked my wife what the weather was going to be tomorrow...

She said, "It's going to be 54° and Sonny"

I said, "Sweet! Thanks for Chering!"

She said, "No problem, *I got you babe!*"

What's the difference between Sonny the Cuckoo Bird and a Hawaiian masturbation addict?

Ones cuckoo for coco puffs and the other goes cuckoo for coconuts

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